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Girl Programmers

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:05

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov.

They only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 22:46

>>120
Yeah there are disadvantages, and yes those times when she's hornier than you are are annoying as heck, but the advantages are a neuro-atypical homemaker, mealfixer, cleaner and gardener. Besides, I want a child to teach Lisp like Mozart's father taught his child music.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 22:57

>>121
Besides, I want a child to teach Lisp like Mozart's father taught his child music.
Then adopt.

and yes those times when she's hornier than you are are annoying as heck,
Selfish bastard.

but the advantages are a neuro-atypical homemaker, mealfixer, cleaner and gardener.
And why would she want a lazy slob for a partner?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:12

>>120
you're a huge faggot

hurr hormones animal self
back to reddit you nutty manchild pseudo-intellectual

>>121
fuckin third worlder

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:18

ALMOST 40 AND THIS IS IS YOUR LIFE

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OY I WONDER WHAT YOUR PARENTS THINK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahahahahahHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH

SORRY, RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR MAKE-BELIEVE ``PARTNERS' DON'T COUNT

squeezing the toothpaste tube from the top.

AND YOU SAY YOU'RE THE EMOTIONALLY STABLE ONE AHAHA YOU FUCKIN AUTIST

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:21

>>123
And our antifavourite white theist male shitlord is back. Let's give him a round of punches in the face.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:23

>>125
punches TO the face* you fucking retard

god tells me to kick your nigger ass

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:24

>>122
*rolls eyes* I'm not a lazy slob, I've lived on my own and my apartment was in an O.K state. Now my responsibility is bread winning. We divide our home in a traditional way because it works out fine. She wants it that way and so do I. I have more time to spend programming, and she has more time for the things she cares about (like gardening and painting).

Traditional arangements might not work for you but they work fine for me.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:26

Admin pretty please ban the retard again.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:26

>>127
What? They pay you in bread? Welcome to the nigger africa of europe.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:27

>>128
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'(

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:30

>>129
It's a common phrase meaning ``money''. They pay me in money.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:31

>>131
Oh I see, you're a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:31

>>124
AND YOU SAY YOU'RE THE EMOTIONALLY STABLE ONE AHAHA YOU FUCKIN AUTIST
I'd leave any girl in a heartbeat if I saw them doing something so idiotic.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:32

>>132
I'm slavic

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:37

>>133
what a nutty nigger

>>134
slavs are niggers

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:42

>>135
No they're not. Slavs are not niggers. Nigger means African. If you want to have your own definition of ``nigger'' that's O.K. but you will find it hard to communicate with others about niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:47

>>124
AHAHA YOU FUCKIN AUTIST
DID YOU GET LOST ON YOUR WAY TO REDDIT, SIR.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:48

>>122
Further more if I adopted, the child would not have my WIZARD genes. What's the point of giving a child an education if there (might be) nothing to educe?

And there's nothing selfish about not being horny when your partner is all the time. It's not always possible to have your horniness line up with theirs. It's ok. You learn to give and take.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:51

>>124
Let me guess, you think taking the decision of not talking to retards implies emotional instability.

I wouldn't yell like a retard if I saw the toothpaste thing because I'd simply choose not to let that and other stupid shit happen. Now take your WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO back to reddit.com/niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:52

Who let the retard loose again? He's bitching about pseudoatheist intellectual jobnuts or something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:57

>>137
SIR? YOU GO BACK TO REDDIT YOU FAGGOT

>>138
YOU MEAN YOUR INSANITY AND NIGGER GENES?
LIKE WATCHING A COW AND PIG FUCK EACH OTHER ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>>139
NOBODY CARES YOU NUTTY FAGGOT

>>140
WHO LET YOU OUT? I DID HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA NOW YOU'RE ALL REALLY FUCKED

FUCKIN NUTTY LOSERS CANT EVEN PROGRAM FOR SHIT
I CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN LISP

HOW? WHY? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT ABOUT LISP
WHILE YOU TEACH YOUR NIGGER CHILD LISP I'LL BECOMING UP WITH A NEW SUPERIOR PARADIGM AND LANGUAGE BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:59

>>141
You don't understand Lisp. The only thing that could possibly be better than Lisp itself is Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 23:59

I INVENT, NOT REINVENT
BUT REINVENTION IS NECESSARY SINCE NONE OF YOU CAN GET ANYTHING RIGHT THE FIRST OR THE 666TH TIME
IT'S NOT HARD TO MAKE COMPUTING PERFECT BUT I GUESS IT TAKES A NON-RETARD (ME) TO DO IT

NO NIGGERS (SLAVS, NUTTY REDDIT VIRGINS, AND OTHERWISE) ALLOWED IN THIS NEW PARADIGM

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:00

5 star thread.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:00

>>141
Furthermore, you got posters mixed up e.g. >>140 is not >>138.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:01

This is what happens when people post about progrider on 4-chan.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:01

>>142
HURR I'M A PSEEDO-ITENCITUAL RETARD NUTTY REDDIT ATHEIST FATCOW FUCKER OR VIRGIN WHO THINK'S HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND(S) BEFORE BUT IS ACTUALLY JUST HALLUNCEATING
GUESS WHAT
I DON'T EVEN US ETOOTHPASTE
I BET THAT REALLY FREAKS YO UOUT YOU NTUTY FUCK
FUCK IT NOW YOU REALLY GOT ME GOIGN IM NOT EVNE GOING TO EVEN TRY TO SPELL THIS TIME YOU SEE US GENIUS ENGINEERS RAEN'T SEPLLRES BUT I AM BECAUSE IM SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT FROM TH EREST OF GENIUS ENGIENERS BUT IM TOO PISSED AND MY NUTS ARE FURIOUS AND SO I CANT EVEN SPEL LRGIHT NOW
FUCK IT

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:02

Highly amusing thread.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:02

>>146
It's not like this thread was anything substantial, anyway. It's amusing, it's like reading posts from LAC's retarded brother.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:06

WHO SAID I WAS A THEIST
NEITHER AN ATHIEST TOO
YOU SEE I SUMMON DEMONS (NOT EXCALTY CHRISTIAN DEMONS BUT I CALL 'EM DEMONS ANYWAYS) AND OTHERWORDLY SPIRITS
THEY AREN'T WORTH A SHIT TO TALK TO, YOU'RE BETTE ROFF COMMUNCATING WITH A NIGGER TEENAGER ABOUT HOOD LIFE THA N WITH SPIRITS OR DEMONS
THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF NUTTY CHILDISH PRANKSTERS
I BANISH THOSE FUCKERS WITH THE ARCHANGELS WHEN THEY TRY FUCKIN WITH ME
I'VE YET TO COMMUNICATE WITH A DEAD PRESIDENT BUT I'M TRYING

WHO SAID I WAS A MALE ANWAYS YOU SEE I'[M NOT SAYING I'M A FEMALE BUT I'M NOT SAYIMG IM A MALE EITHER YOU'LL NEVRE KNOW NAD I WONT SAY A THING
YOU CAN CALL ME "GENIUS"
WHAT I AM THOUGH IS A GENIUS
A FUCKING GENIUS
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS
BEING A GENIUS
ALSO AN ATHELETE

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:07

ALSO AS YOU CAN SEE I'M ALSO AN ARYAN
ARYAN MASTER RACE
I MEAN REALLY ARYAN
EITHER FUCKIN NUTTY IRANAIAN FAGGOTS OR FUCKING ANCIENT OVERSIZED GERMANS BBEING FUCKED BY HARDCORE ROMANS
ROMANS ARE THE REAL WHITE "LATINOS" NOT FUCKING BEANERS
KILL SPICS I FUCKIN HATE SPICS THEY RUIN TEXAS

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:07

>>149
*African American mentally challenged brother

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:09

>>150
>>151
You're really bothering and upsetting a lot of people here.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:10

WHO SAID I WAS A THEIST
NEITHER AN ATHIEST TOO
YOU SEE I SUMMON DEMONS (NOT EXCALTY CHRISTIAN DEMONS BUT I CALL 'EM DEMONS ANYWAYS) AND OTHERWORDLY SPIRITS
THEY AREN'T WORTH A SHIT TO TALK TO, YOU'RE BETTE ROFF COMMUNCATING WITH A NIGGER TEENAGER ABOUT HOOD LIFE THA N WITH SPIRITS OR DEMONS
THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF NUTTY CHILDISH PRANKSTERS
I BANISH THOSE FUCKERS WITH THE ARCHANGELS WHEN THEY TRY FUCKIN WITH ME
I'VE YET TO COMMUNICATE WITH A DEAD PRESIDENT BUT I'M TRYING

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:12

HOLY SHIT I KNEW MY COMPUTER WAS HAUNTED
TIMKE TO BANISH

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:22

Did he leave just like that?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 3:49

>>153
Optimize your quotes, please.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 4:24

sorry i got lost, is nikita planning on having 'little ones', or is it someone else?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:04

>>120

Girlfriend is not a subclass of a friend, because a true friend wont ask you to constantly pay for him.

The term "girlfriend" cannot be anything more than an euphemism for expensive whore. A marriage may cost you a lot more than a random slut everyday, especially in a shithole, like Russia, where government doesn't recognize marriage contracts and defaults giving everything to your ex-wife.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:13

Also, I love the CAPS-LOCK-AUTIST-TROLL-kun
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