The NSA is payloading you!

Do you install unsigned packages using unencrypted protocols? YOU ARE FUCKED
Now your BIOS, every single chipset, and the microcode of your CPU is backdoored.
Do you pass files from your DMZ computer to your off-line computer using USB drives? YOU ARE FUCKED
Now the off-line computer you were using to encrypt shit using Curve25519 is compromised and it's using high-frequency sounds to ask for more fucking payloads from your main machine!
Not using a battery as your power-source, tin-foiling your walls, and doing acoustic insulation in your room? YOU ARE FUCKED
You are being tempested, differential power analyzed, and keyboard sniffed through audio recording...

There is no escape when you give so much power and money to a satanic agency like the NSA

1. Nope. Plus, the problem is on the unsigned packages, not the communication method.
2. BIOS, only those that do something with the internet, and can be reflashed from OS level. All CPUs older than 19 years ago are fine. The newer intel ones are truly evil by design. Plus, using the CPU is the least method they can scan your shit. Ultrasonics is easier to eaves drop on you, and scanning your packets. They can care less what's in your computer, than what you publish online.
3. LOL, you paid attention to that BadBIOS worm. We have denounced so many times, even in the hacker news thread. The timing could have not been better in arstechnica.
4. Eeyup. BE sure to shield your devices honey. My friend uses magnesium plates for all his laptop covers.
5. What? Like Aluminum is a great sound absorbent…
6. Yeah, we went over that, esp. in high metropolitan areas. Even then, a good metal roof can resonate most of the ultrasonics away.

>>2
Ouch. Does it feel good though?

>>3
Amen. Just trust in cryptography, and in the mantra of deterrence. Always be prepared. I know my anus is.

>>4
LET THAT BE!