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Why Russia is a Piece of Shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 16:21

Enrolling into Russian University requires completing 11 years of school education, passing all the useless humanities exams, like reading Pushkin and Dostoevsky.

To enroll into American Uni, like MIT, it is enough to pass SAT, which you can learn on your own, outside of school

Alas I cant get into American University, because you need to be a citizen to get education credit, otherwise it would cost $144000, which is a fortune in Russia, where human life costs less than a $500.

Dear Americans, please bomb Russia, till it changes college admission rules to be more liberal

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 17:59

>>3
I wouldn't call Tolstoy ``useless Russian literature,'' unless you're arguing literature in general is useless (which it isn't).

I see your point though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 18:57

>>40
.edu
They require BS degree and academic credentials. I can't get these in Russia, because I have no attestation of high school graduation and have zero interest wasting 3 years to get it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 20:12

Just between us girls Nikita; how many articles of Adidas do you actually own and wear on a regular basis?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 20:35

Is someone still relaying between /prog/ and / bbs / or is Nikita coming here?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:03

>>36
I can't write anything popular with bydlo.
just stuff post with screencaps of wc2 and it's code. it's that easy.
Symta won't be ready for some time.
ahmed plz
>>37
nepotism is overrated
it's much worse than that. i'd say it is destructive for any kind of organization and ultimately for society.
>>41
``war and peace'' is the most graphomaniac piece of maculature i've ever laid my eyes on. absolutely disgusting.
quite unremarkable alexey tolstoy looks like a saint in comparison.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:23

>>42
3 years
What? You lucky bastards.

Here in beanerland you're supposed to spend 5 years in any decent undergraduate program. I've heard it's 6 years in Chile.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:38

>>46
If you can comfortably do theoretical physics in less than 4 years it's either because you are a high-functioning autistic fucker, or you didn't learn shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:48

Could someone relay https://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1381658750/34-37 to Nikita-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 23:31

>>48
I think the actual Nikita is in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 2:27

>>47
implying i'm not a genius
implying my great intelligence is measurable
implying i'm not [spoiler]Jewish[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 6:41

>>48
I had to leave Serpukhov for Moscow, but the girl was cool. Alas I lost her contacts when my account at dating site was deleted, because I changed my surname, violating teh rules.

>>46
You misunderstood me. I don't have school education and passing high-school requires 3 years. Uni education is 5 years + 2 years for a magister degree.

>>43
Just between us girls Nikita; how many articles of Adidas do you actually own and wear on a regular basis?
None.

>>45
just stuff post with screencaps of wc2 and it's code. it's that easy.
They don't care about some old game, unless I do it for IPhone using latest frameworks.

>>50
What a Jew forgot in Chile? You should be in New-York, investing your next billion to make two billions.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 8:14

>>47
BS. All you need to comprehend all 10 volumes of Landau–Lifshitz (inb4: JEWS!) book is some basic mathematical analysis - something normal healthy man can learn in one to two years without breaking a sweat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 8:16

>>51
They don't care about some old game, unless I do it for IPhone using latest frameworks.
You're just looking for excuses to keep seeking for compassion.

Name: >>48 2013-11-24 8:37

>>51
I was referring to the specific post #37 in that thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 10:08

>>53

Nope. I'm looking for money to buy a phony diploma. The only problem is that Russia also has this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employment_Record_Book which I must fake too, which is much harder: I need to carefully think through my cover legend and then produce fake company seals and signatures in the ERB.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 14:23

>>50
Please don't act like a retard from the imagereddits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 17:40

>>56
Please don't use ableist language. Take your own advice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 18:33

>>57
You know what I meant.

Stop using your stupid maymays and don't think your ``appeal to privilege'' makes you look smarter or funnier when you damn well know what I meant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 19:00

>>57
Please don't act like a retard from the tumblreddits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 19:29

>>1
here (brazil) you need too a certificate of high school conclusion
or you can pass the ENEM (national high school exam), but you still need to be over 18

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 20:22

>>1,60
Here you have to go through tons of stupid shit (including classes about DANCING, holy dickbutts) if you want to get into any university. You're not the only one. Actually, if I were given the choice between five of your classes about ``useless humanities'' and that dancing class, I would pick the former without a doubt.

Nikita, as much as I hated school, it's finally over and I got into college. You could have done the same thing. You could have been more patient instead of simply dropping out of school and blaming the Jews.

Someone might accuse me of ``overvictimizing'', but keep in mind Russia is a developed country. I was born in a country where passenger trains are still a fantasy. I'm pretty sure you can lead a decent life in Russia as long as you're not a spoiled brat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 21:17

>>60
you still need to be over 18
sounds like ageism

>>61
dropping out of school and blaming the Jews.
But Dostoevsky was a a big polish JEW! He advocated this stupid Jewish thing, called Christianity!

I was born in a country where passenger trains are still a fantasy.
Even India has passenger trains!

Countries like Cuba and Islamic shitholes are backward because of them being like Russia - full of dickheaded Putins.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 0:15

>>45
` `war and peace'' is the most graphomaniac piece of maculature i've ever laid my eyes on. absolutely disgusting.
quite unremarkable alexey tolstoy looks like a saint in comparison.

Who cares, Anna Karenina is his best work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 6:10

>>63

I've read neither, but I will tell you, that all non-technical writing is completely worthless. It is always better to read some SICP or Norvig.

/prog/ you should start planing you life, instead of wasting it on anime and fanfics, like this Karenina.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 6:12

and if you are really bored, then there are books liek http://www.amazon.com/Drosophila-Practical-Approach-The-Series/dp/0199636605

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 9:04

>>64,65
Fuckin retard nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 11:43

>>66
anything is better than being a humanities retard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 13:02

>>67
While I agree that people majoring in humanities are wasting their time doing pointless shit, how can some common knowledge do you any harm?

"All non-technical writing" includes your country's history, I assume. How can you bitch so much about Russia when you probably don't even know what's been going on in the last 100 years?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 17:15

>>64
/prog/ you should start planing (sic) you (sic) life
I'm not that much into woodwork.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 18:48

>>68

"All non-technical writing" includes your country's history, I assume. How can you bitch so much about Russia when you probably don't even know what's been going on in the last 100 years?
I don't care about Russia, because I dream about moving to USA.

The only thing I need is a uni diploma or at least 11 classes of school, which are required for any Green Card type.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 19:00

And Russian writers are all retards. For example, "Dostoyevsky disliked the academy, primarily because of his lack of interest in science, mathematics and military engineering and his preference for drawing and architecture."

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 19:04

>>70
I don't care about Russia, because I dream about moving to USA.
What does that have to do with anything? You'd still have to learn American history. Murrica also has its own share of ``bullshit literature''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 19:47

>>72
You'd still have to learn American history.
That is one less reason to learn the mendacious Russian history, because it would be useless and even harmful in America. For example, Russian history postulates that it was USSR, who won WWII, while in reality only America did it through landing and liberation of Europe, when USSR was losing the War. Basically, USSR failed terribly, even with all the lend-lease and tech-transfer from America.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 21:55

This thread is the perfect example of a wikipedia education.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 22:37

>>73
Are you okay with learning American history? If you are, I'll leave you alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 4:57

>>75
Yes. I am.

Still you don't need American history to enroll into American University, only math and critical reading.

Not so with Russia, where failing history means you wont get attestation, required to study computer science at uni.

Do you see any link between history and computer science? There was not a single computer in World War!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:02

>>76
Computers helped win WW2 and also helped the nuclear bomb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:39

>>77

That was WW2, not WW1

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:54

>>74
Haven't read wiki on history, but have seen a lot of WWII movies. I think Enemy at The Gates (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqwlIaOyBSA) is the best war movie. I also love Das Boot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:57

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/25/tolkien_biopic/
Tolkien 'almost became WWII code-breaker alongside Alan Turing'

A planned biopic on Tolkien is slated to cover his brush with life as a WWII code-breaker, a role he ultimately didn't take up.

The proposed film will attempt to show how his service as a soldier during WWI and other key events led the fantasy author to write The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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