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Why Russia is a Piece of Shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 16:21

Enrolling into Russian University requires completing 11 years of school education, passing all the useless humanities exams, like reading Pushkin and Dostoevsky.

To enroll into American Uni, like MIT, it is enough to pass SAT, which you can learn on your own, outside of school

Alas I cant get into American University, because you need to be a citizen to get education credit, otherwise it would cost $144000, which is a fortune in Russia, where human life costs less than a $500.

Dear Americans, please bomb Russia, till it changes college admission rules to be more liberal

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 16:39

canadafag here
I had to do 13 years of schooling before entering university
and i also had to do some useless humanities chit-chat

at least they don't have the murrican university-debt scam as bad here as in murrica

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:19

>>2
and i also had to do some useless humanities chit-chat
American SAT includes only math and critical reading/writing, which is much simpler and more logical than for example Russian tests, which require rote memorizing a lot of linguistic definitions together with verb inflections. That is in addition to the requirement of citing a large body of useless russian literary work, like Pushkin, Dostoevsky and Tolstoy. In addition, Vladimir Putin's government also tries to introduce Bible back to public schools.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:23

Enrolling into Russian University requires completing 11 years of school education
Murrica needs 12 or 13, doesn't it?

Why are you such a little pussy, Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:25

>>3
I read that as ``Putin tries to introduce Bible Black to public schools''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 18:46

>>3
yeah there has been lots of ink this year about how putin hates gays

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 19:22

Whats so great about university anyway? Isnt it all just a bunch of usless bums who dont want to work and invent a bunch of crap to tell idiots bullshit these days?
You can pretty much study and build almost everything you would want to today in your own home if you have the will to read some books.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 20:38

>>4
Depends on the university.

Some require high school, others require either accredited high school or passing grades on their special entrance exams.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-17 21:14

>>6
yeah there has been lots of ink this year about how putin hates gays
Another theory could be that putin doesn't care either way and it's really the population that is still very homophobic (compared to other countries). Can't really blame them either considering what they've been through during the past 90 years.

This thread probably should have been in /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-18 5:13

>>4
Yes. 12. But you can pass SAT, without visiting school at all, whilst in Russia failing final exams or dropping out is equivalent to death sentence. And you can just do final exams, without visiting school for 11 years.

>>7
In Russia you need a diploma to get a programming or other engineering job. It is of no difference, what kind of diploma you hold (even if it is some history or psychology diploma), because it serves just to prove, that you can finish something under stressful conditions of a uni.

>>5
Alas it is just http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Закон_Божий_(дисциплина)

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-18 5:17

>>10
And you CAN'T just do final exams, without
self fix

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 21:22

>>10
In Russia you need a diploma to get a programming
as i've said before not a single reasonable company gives a shit
they do however keen interest in your github acc
just setup a vps with git-daemon with your 1337 cod3s and make sensible post on habr. problem solved. guaranteed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:07

>>12

I don't visit habrahabr.ru it is for bydlo and requires invites, while I don't have any programmer friends or friends at all, because I haven't attended university, where one makes such friends.

America, I love you! Please destroy Russia for all good there is! Russia is evil and stinky country, which must whipped from all maps!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/George_Washington_Carrier_Strike_Group.jpg

America, go! Finish Syria and North Korea dictators! then go for Vlad-emir Fuck-in!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:08

>>12
as i've said before not a single reasonable company gives a shit
They do. Look at hh.ru, where all C/C++, electronics and AutoCAD vacancies require BS degree.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 14:10

>>12

they do however keen interest in your github acc
Only American and European HRs care about github. Russian HRs look at your vk.com page.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-20 17:33

As clarification (for US companies the B-W corridor, anyway), it's not just ``your github page'', it's ``things you have done''. It just happens to be that everybody and their dog confuses personal projects for github these days. I put some stuff on repo.or.cz on my resume, and a while back, several of my projects were just distributed through ftp. Nobody has ever asked me ``Yeah, but what about github?'' during an interview.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 6:03

>>16
I have https://github.com/saniv but it gave me no job in Russia, because in Russia HRs are retarded women with psychology diplomas, instead of my colleagues.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 11:52

>>17
You're looking pretty good in that picture, Nikita. symta-iso looks really cool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 13:34

>>17
I don't think that's specific to Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:04

>>19
IIRC, Americans don't use women HRs to hire programmers.

Women can't test my professional skills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:17

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/04/15/companies-wont-even-look-at-resumes-of-the-long-term-unemployed/
it doesn't matter how much experience you have. It doesn't matter why you lost your previous job — it could have been bad luck. If you've been out of work for more than six months, you're essentially unemployable. Many companies won't even consider you for a job.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:18

>>20
LOL, no wonder the place I worked for got bought. Oh well to the next thing!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:20

The whole premise is that the "unemployed" will have outdated skills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 21:34

>>23
Are you talking about the legal definition of "unemployed" in the U.S.A.? Or about people being unemployable? 'Cause I know more skillful people and up-to-date on news and technique than most drone workers that do not have work gaps. Companies should just hire by testing the aptitude of the individual, and how they work well with others. Plus, why do you think people use a functional resume these days? Work gaps should be seen as just gaps. Not everyone works for corporations. Work without an agency or company is considered unemployed in the US. So that rules out nearly all individuals that are self-employed, with no brand of their own.

>>21
I am surprised Washington post uses wordpress, lol.

Name: >>24 2013-11-21 21:40

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 1:55

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 6:34

>>26
must be the funniest video on youtube

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 9:38

>>26
Back to the imagereddits with your unfunny maymays, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 9:41

>>13
habrahabr.ru it is for bydlo
that's why it's so popular with HRs
requires invites
no need for invite to post in sandbox. popular posts can get to main page and result in invite.
don't have any programmer friends or friends at all
who need friends when you have internet?
>>17
no symta
no wc2 engine
le meme pictures
worthless

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 20:22

>>23
God forbid they hire someone who hasn't kept up on all the latest WEB 3.5 COMPATIBLE WEBSQL .NET ENTERPRISE SOCIAL CODING TECH STARTUP SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 21:59

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 22:54

What's a bydlo?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 1:09

>>32
It's something you stick up your anyus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 3:47

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:07

>>30
Web 3.5 is such a fucking joke. The power creep of the latest splats is obviously an attempt to rake in cash MTG-style, and the only thing it's actually good for is the browser exploit metagame. Give me Advanced Web or even OWeb any day, plus a competent webmaster. That's what it's supposed to be about, anyway - not about the amortized time to get through an encounter <table>. Sheesh.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:10

>>29

no need for invite to post in sandbox. popular posts can get to main page and result in invite.
I can't write anything popular with bydlo. They don't get my jokes or my writing style.

who need friends when you have internet?
Internets won't land you a job, unless you consider jerking to ponies and observing caturday to be a big thing on your resume.

worthless
Symta won't be ready for some time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:45

>>36
Internets won't land you a job
It depends on what you use the internet for. Besides, nepotism is overrated anyway, or whatever the equivalent is for friends.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 15:48

>>37

I'm reading wikipedia about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histone_code

this is completely unrelated to getting a job, despite extending my knowledge of computation systems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 17:00

Name: >>39 2013-11-23 17:01

Forgot these guys too:
http://www.cshl.edu/Careers

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 17:59

>>3
I wouldn't call Tolstoy ``useless Russian literature,'' unless you're arguing literature in general is useless (which it isn't).

I see your point though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 18:57

>>40
.edu
They require BS degree and academic credentials. I can't get these in Russia, because I have no attestation of high school graduation and have zero interest wasting 3 years to get it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 20:12

Just between us girls Nikita; how many articles of Adidas do you actually own and wear on a regular basis?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 20:35

Is someone still relaying between /prog/ and / bbs / or is Nikita coming here?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:03

>>36
I can't write anything popular with bydlo.
just stuff post with screencaps of wc2 and it's code. it's that easy.
Symta won't be ready for some time.
ahmed plz
>>37
nepotism is overrated
it's much worse than that. i'd say it is destructive for any kind of organization and ultimately for society.
>>41
``war and peace'' is the most graphomaniac piece of maculature i've ever laid my eyes on. absolutely disgusting.
quite unremarkable alexey tolstoy looks like a saint in comparison.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:23

>>42
3 years
What? You lucky bastards.

Here in beanerland you're supposed to spend 5 years in any decent undergraduate program. I've heard it's 6 years in Chile.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:38

>>46
If you can comfortably do theoretical physics in less than 4 years it's either because you are a high-functioning autistic fucker, or you didn't learn shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 22:48

Could someone relay https://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1381658750/34-37 to Nikita-kun?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 23:31

>>48
I think the actual Nikita is in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 2:27

>>47
implying i'm not a genius
implying my great intelligence is measurable
implying i'm not [spoiler]Jewish[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 6:41

>>48
I had to leave Serpukhov for Moscow, but the girl was cool. Alas I lost her contacts when my account at dating site was deleted, because I changed my surname, violating teh rules.

>>46
You misunderstood me. I don't have school education and passing high-school requires 3 years. Uni education is 5 years + 2 years for a magister degree.

>>43
Just between us girls Nikita; how many articles of Adidas do you actually own and wear on a regular basis?
None.

>>45
just stuff post with screencaps of wc2 and it's code. it's that easy.
They don't care about some old game, unless I do it for IPhone using latest frameworks.

>>50
What a Jew forgot in Chile? You should be in New-York, investing your next billion to make two billions.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 8:14

>>47
BS. All you need to comprehend all 10 volumes of Landau–Lifshitz (inb4: JEWS!) book is some basic mathematical analysis - something normal healthy man can learn in one to two years without breaking a sweat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 8:16

>>51
They don't care about some old game, unless I do it for IPhone using latest frameworks.
You're just looking for excuses to keep seeking for compassion.

Name: >>48 2013-11-24 8:37

>>51
I was referring to the specific post #37 in that thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 10:08

>>53

Nope. I'm looking for money to buy a phony diploma. The only problem is that Russia also has this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employment_Record_Book which I must fake too, which is much harder: I need to carefully think through my cover legend and then produce fake company seals and signatures in the ERB.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 14:23

>>50
Please don't act like a retard from the imagereddits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 17:40

>>56
Please don't use ableist language. Take your own advice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 18:33

>>57
You know what I meant.

Stop using your stupid maymays and don't think your ``appeal to privilege'' makes you look smarter or funnier when you damn well know what I meant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 19:00

>>57
Please don't act like a retard from the tumblreddits.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 19:29

>>1
here (brazil) you need too a certificate of high school conclusion
or you can pass the ENEM (national high school exam), but you still need to be over 18

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 20:22

>>1,60
Here you have to go through tons of stupid shit (including classes about DANCING, holy dickbutts) if you want to get into any university. You're not the only one. Actually, if I were given the choice between five of your classes about ``useless humanities'' and that dancing class, I would pick the former without a doubt.

Nikita, as much as I hated school, it's finally over and I got into college. You could have done the same thing. You could have been more patient instead of simply dropping out of school and blaming the Jews.

Someone might accuse me of ``overvictimizing'', but keep in mind Russia is a developed country. I was born in a country where passenger trains are still a fantasy. I'm pretty sure you can lead a decent life in Russia as long as you're not a spoiled brat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 21:17

>>60
you still need to be over 18
sounds like ageism

>>61
dropping out of school and blaming the Jews.
But Dostoevsky was a a big polish JEW! He advocated this stupid Jewish thing, called Christianity!

I was born in a country where passenger trains are still a fantasy.
Even India has passenger trains!

Countries like Cuba and Islamic shitholes are backward because of them being like Russia - full of dickheaded Putins.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 0:15

>>45
` `war and peace'' is the most graphomaniac piece of maculature i've ever laid my eyes on. absolutely disgusting.
quite unremarkable alexey tolstoy looks like a saint in comparison.

Who cares, Anna Karenina is his best work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 6:10

>>63

I've read neither, but I will tell you, that all non-technical writing is completely worthless. It is always better to read some SICP or Norvig.

/prog/ you should start planing you life, instead of wasting it on anime and fanfics, like this Karenina.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 6:12

and if you are really bored, then there are books liek http://www.amazon.com/Drosophila-Practical-Approach-The-Series/dp/0199636605

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 9:04

>>64,65
Fuckin retard nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 11:43

>>66
anything is better than being a humanities retard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 13:02

>>67
While I agree that people majoring in humanities are wasting their time doing pointless shit, how can some common knowledge do you any harm?

"All non-technical writing" includes your country's history, I assume. How can you bitch so much about Russia when you probably don't even know what's been going on in the last 100 years?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 17:15

>>64
/prog/ you should start planing (sic) you (sic) life
I'm not that much into woodwork.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 18:48

>>68

"All non-technical writing" includes your country's history, I assume. How can you bitch so much about Russia when you probably don't even know what's been going on in the last 100 years?
I don't care about Russia, because I dream about moving to USA.

The only thing I need is a uni diploma or at least 11 classes of school, which are required for any Green Card type.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 19:00

And Russian writers are all retards. For example, "Dostoyevsky disliked the academy, primarily because of his lack of interest in science, mathematics and military engineering and his preference for drawing and architecture."

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 19:04

>>70
I don't care about Russia, because I dream about moving to USA.
What does that have to do with anything? You'd still have to learn American history. Murrica also has its own share of ``bullshit literature''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 19:47

>>72
You'd still have to learn American history.
That is one less reason to learn the mendacious Russian history, because it would be useless and even harmful in America. For example, Russian history postulates that it was USSR, who won WWII, while in reality only America did it through landing and liberation of Europe, when USSR was losing the War. Basically, USSR failed terribly, even with all the lend-lease and tech-transfer from America.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 21:55

This thread is the perfect example of a wikipedia education.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 22:37

>>73
Are you okay with learning American history? If you are, I'll leave you alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 4:57

>>75
Yes. I am.

Still you don't need American history to enroll into American University, only math and critical reading.

Not so with Russia, where failing history means you wont get attestation, required to study computer science at uni.

Do you see any link between history and computer science? There was not a single computer in World War!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:02

>>76
Computers helped win WW2 and also helped the nuclear bomb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:39

>>77

That was WW2, not WW1

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:54

>>74
Haven't read wiki on history, but have seen a lot of WWII movies. I think Enemy at The Gates (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqwlIaOyBSA) is the best war movie. I also love Das Boot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 6:57

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/25/tolkien_biopic/
Tolkien 'almost became WWII code-breaker alongside Alan Turing'

A planned biopic on Tolkien is slated to cover his brush with life as a WWII code-breaker, a role he ultimately didn't take up.

The proposed film will attempt to show how his service as a soldier during WWI and other key events led the fantasy author to write The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 12:44

>>78
Sorry, my mistake.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 18:49

Russia is so evil, owners torture their own pets in public parks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iou7Xqvb-L8

That happened at daylight and noone did anything. Kids who filmed this just joked and made laugh. Same for older woman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 19:47

It's funny because Nikita the antisemite wants to move to the Second Israel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-27 2:31

>>83
You misunderstand my antisemitism: I just consider Jews being not liberal enough and producing monopolies, like modern Russia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-27 16:15

>>84
What countries do you think have good governance/public service in your opinion, and why?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-28 5:32

>>85
America. Because a lot of opportunities and government that at least tries to stay away out of your life. South Korea isn't bad either.

Europe goes full commie and could end up being second USSR with Gosplan, which was proven to be a disaster.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-07 5:41

OMG! Ukraine is finally gonna part with ugly Russia, which ruined Ukrainian economy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wkwwWKSzc

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-07 5:45

>>87

I am Ukrainian and you should know what this video is about. Its very said, but the government use some provoker young people that enter the demonstration with a single goal - start creating the situations that provoke the conflict between people and the police (like you see on the video), later the government use it as the excuse for using power, the provokers then escape and ordinary people are under special forces attack. And the goal is achieved. Have a look at a guy who tries to stop provokers... he understand what is happening.
Yes, this poor guys (I mean police) are JUST students, used for this dirty game and to make the effect even more bright, they were even not provided with the police shields. The people who provoke conflicts are brought with the buses from other regions in a very organized way, they are hundreds and people try hard to find them and stop their actions. Don't believe this, we are normal people who want peacefully change our country for better. Support us in your countries! (its not like you see in this specially designed video)

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-07 5:51

>>88
The people who provoke conflicts are brought with the buses from other regions in a very organized way, they are hundreds and people try hard to find them and stop their actions.
this technique is becoming so common it needs a name. anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-07 6:21

>>89
There's a Military Word for it, it's in the leaked CIA manuals, and recently used in one of the news organizations that covered the Arab swindle/blackmail operation from the NSA. The natural English word is sabotage or subvert. I know I read it, but I am having issues recalling it. Some essays talking about the Problem > Reaction > Solution = Profit technique also have it.

Ah whatever, I need to sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-07 6:27

>>89
AFAIK, there are a lot of terms for such trick. For example, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casus_belli

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-09 16:23

GOD, I found out with a fucking video game:
insurgent
insurgency

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-09 20:25

I just realized, this isn't related to programming, these types of threads should be in /lounge/.

I don't really care either way, but /lounge/ is slower so it would help it if you posted relevant things there more often.

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