Why Russia is a Piece of Shit

Enrolling into Russian University requires completing 11 years of school education, passing all the useless humanities exams, like reading Pushkin and Dostoevsky.

To enroll into American Uni, like MIT, it is enough to pass SAT, which you can learn on your own, outside of school

Alas I cant get into American University, because you need to be a citizen to get education credit, otherwise it would cost $144000, which is a fortune in Russia, where human life costs less than a $500.

Dear Americans, please bomb Russia, till it changes college admission rules to be more liberal

Whats so great about university anyway? Isnt it all just a bunch of usless bums who dont want to work and invent a bunch of crap to tell idiots bullshit these days?
You can pretty much study and build almost everything you would want to today in your own home if you have the will to read some books.