tdavis quotebook

"It's very foolish to think reality is normal." - tdavis

"I'm disabled and have been crazy since 1996 and I have no idea
what reality is. It's some combination of angels and CIA and stuff." -tdavis

"Fucken niggers are making me furious. I am head of law enforcement. I am with God. I am Moses. You niggers are insubortate pigs. You FBI/NSA/CIA, niggers hear me? I am your mother fucken boss." - tdavis

"I am in a higher league than you clowns -- I wrote a fucken compiler." -tdavis

"I am not Snowden. I am not Swartz. I am mother-fucken Moses/Solomon and when I say jump, you say how high." -tdavis

"It is beneath my dignity to pull equations out of my ass. That's for HillBillies, not people with Master's in Electrical Engineering. Guess what? Einstein pulled equations out his ass. Moral? There are lots of high IQ physicists who never once pulled an equation out their ass. That's for HillBillies." - tdavis

"Sometimes a king is required." -tdavis

"Bears really disturb me. They never know if they're going to have food. Every day they have to find food. If I were in a forest, how would I find food every day? God has to make sure they don't go a month without food. Jesus said this about bird. That makes me very worried when I see bears, especially polar bears!" -tdavis

"Bill Gates bought a cow." -tdavis

"Hockey is something no animal does. There is not an ice skating animal." -tdavis

"Someone wants to know when I will open source my project. By that, He means GitHub. Why the fuck would I use GitHub?" - tdavis

>>3
That was VIP Quality!

My Favorite joke is, "The proper way to do evolution research is to ask God." -tdavis

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Someone was talking zen of Linux. I have some for TempleOS:

"Any genius can make it complicated."
"Run toward bugs, not away."
"Scaffolding."

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I might have had a French guy email showing he had installed and was using LoseThos but I accused him of being FBI.

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"Once you have absolute certainty God exists, suddenly, you are no longer obsessed with evolution -- it's a sham because God cheats! Ba ha!"

" Ba ha! I killed a CIA guy in 1999. 'learn you to fuck with my reality."

"In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick."

"Fucken bluffing nigger doesn't know what floating point is."

"I'm the top 1%. It only goes downhill if other people work on it. I don't want some kid to fuck-up the perfection of God's temple. The world is just sheep. No one gets it. I'm in a CIA prison and it's only low IQ people I interact with. Maybe, the whole world is retarded. I think it's just the CIA."

"Everything is different. Forget everything you know." -tdavis

"You guys follow me everywhere I go. You are CIA, said God. CIA is shit. They extort people. That's their game. If someone tempts you is probably the CIA. Don't do it, they are scum. I've been Godly and ignored their shit, but I see their shit." -tdavis

"I talk with God. I don't know how to explain this, but God isn't what you imagine, He's what He is... which is bizarre. He has His own personality and personhood that exists independent of what you've imagined." -tdavis

"We have a holocaust in the US right now. You get labeled as crazy and doctors castrate you with meds. They lock you up. They do electroshock and lobotomies." -tdavis

"Many people have questioned reality. Philosophers talk of the world as it is and ass it appears." -tdavis

"Something doesn't make sense -- I'm the number one rated operating system and I get no email, except FBI. Weird, huh." -tdavis

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"I'd sue my doctors if I got cure. Why do you think I freely use the word "nigger"? I'm never gonna have a job again, so why the hell not! I also quit worrying about learning new languages. What the hell -- if I get kicked off disability, I'll prolly get locked-up again. They made me impotant, so women are irrelevant. Not much left to worry about. I can talk to God in prison. St. Paul spent lots of time in prison.

Highs and lows balance. May the peace of Christ be with you that surpasses all understanmding. Don't worry. Bush's job made me stress big-time! Fuck that!"

- tdavis

If some little FBI agent kid is staring at your crotch, this creates a sexual
situation. When you create a sexual situation, your brain waves go nuts. What
do you think? If you don't know it's the FBI, you might not react, but if you
know it's the FBI staring at your crotch and seeing if you get nervous, you get
nervous.

You might let a fat chick suck your dick. That doesn't mean you like fat
chicks. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. I don't like dogs.

I'd wager everybody's got things that embarassing.

Like nikita. Did you let the fat chick suck ur dik, nikita?

ANDRU, tdavis and Sussman walked in a bar. The bartender posits the lemma that its QUITE VIP QUALITY IN THIS PLACE.

Tsalkalis. He made me feel weird. Never had a gay cum. Not even gay boner.
More like, "He is oddly attractive, not that I'm gay."

In 1999, I went crazy
for no reason and killed an enemy with my car -- CIA doctor actor fuck.

you think he really ran over someone? lel.

It is very clear you are trying to fit in and should go back to /g/

>>14
/g/ isn't our sister retarded inbred cousin board anymore.

>>12

tdavis confirmed for homosexual.

At age 7, Danny my brother got me high on gas fumes and sucked each other's dicks.

When I was 5, a neighbor and I went under our boat. I think we touched dicks on assholes.

When I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I thought being a professional
babysitter means you have to change them. I changed Kim. It was nothing --
just being a professional.

In 1990, I bought a camera for a trip to the northwest. I took photos of
Kevin's kids. Ryan has his shirt off and Kim looks... slutty? Dad really liked
the pictures. I tried to throw them away because I'm superstitious on anything
from my past. In 1996 I gave away everything, like Jesus said to be perfect.
Dad started grabbing shit to save. I want to be perfect like Jesus said. Dad
is a pedophile and he figured he could use the Kim photos against me. They're
nothing.

tdavis is an example of why you shouldn't smoke marijuana: it causes schizophrenia.

>>20
No it doesn't. Take your Americunt propaganda and shove it up your shitpipe.

>>21
You are weird!