Everything sucks

In this thread: post a one-line dismissal of the library/language/program/etc. the last person posted, then post a library/language/program/etc. of your own to be dismissed. Try to be specific (but not necessarily accurate) with your dismissals, i.e. ``GTK'' -> ``Deprecated directfb output for no reason'' or ``Perl'' -> ``Write-only''.

And if somebody slams your favorite, don't take one sentence as a serious argument.

I'll start with a classic:

Python

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dwm

Pointless, almost useless, difficult, static and unextensible toy program marketed towards system admins and other trendroid UNIX loving, XKCD reading morons.