Everything sucks

In this thread: post a one-line dismissal of the library/language/program/etc. the last person posted, then post a library/language/program/etc. of your own to be dismissed. Try to be specific (but not necessarily accurate) with your dismissals, i.e. ``GTK'' -> ``Deprecated directfb output for no reason'' or ``Perl'' -> ``Write-only''.

And if somebody slams your favorite, don't take one sentence as a serious argument.

I'll start with a classic:

Python

Smalltalk

Cursed us with OOP for eternity.

Fortran