Scheme is a retarded looking snake whose only attack is an attempt to eat its own tail. It stares into your soul as it eats itself. Anyone who witnesses this act achieves satori and loses the will to fight.
After that, >>11-san went back to his trailer and stared at the giant rubber mace hanging on his wall. ``If it only weren't so heavy, I would beat the shit out of that hobo!''. The mace was called ``Java''.