Why Go is elegant and makes my code elegant

http://filippo.io/why-go-is-elegant-and-makes-my-code-elegant/

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If Go was a girl, would it be an perfect and elegant ojou-sama?

>>3
http://www.youporn.com/watch/194632/german-girlfirend-lasgo/

If Go was a girl, it would be one of those girls who is always talking about how she follows the latest fashion trends. And you say ``Go, I don't know much about fashion, but I'm pretty sure I've seen that outfit before in Roller Boogie.''

And then Go gets all flustered and tries to walk away angrily, but instead she just trips and falls down because she's wearing roller skates.

>>4

Thanks for the link porn-kun.

>>5

Cute!

>>1

This is a enthusiast blog post.

Too much hype for an enthusiast post. I'm pretty sure Google has paid him enough. Why nobody pays me to advertise some useless crap? I would be so happy earning bucks astroturfing for a big bro corp, like Foockgle!

>>7
I'm not clicking on that link, but I almost doubt money could buy that. On the other hand, ``the hypnotized never lie''.

>>7
tHEY DON'T FIND YOU, YOU FIND THEM! iF YOU WANT TO ASTROTURF YOU HAVE TO SEARCH AROUND.

Go is SEPPLES for hipster programmers essentially.

So, was uriel paid by Google or was he simply driven by his homosexual crush on Rob Pike?

>>11
No, uriel was paid by Google driven by his homosexual crush on Rob Pike.

>>12

Straight people don't work at Google.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayglers