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My boyfriend hates standards

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 17:06

How to make him learn that standards are useful? I think I need L. A.'s help

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 17:21

If he had standards he wouldn't go out with you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 17:29

>>2
Ice cold burn.

>>1
Get them to work with a very messy codebase. They will very quickly grow to appreciate standards.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 17:48

they

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 17:51

them

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 18:13

Get subscription to ISO and start reading.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 18:17

>>6
How would that help?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 18:20

>>7
Well it's obvious you don't have a boyfriend, so you might as well read some fucking standards. I would give you the numbers but I stopped reading them when C11 came out. Also, real men know programming by heart.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 18:28

Dear >>8-kun, I have a boyfriend but sadly I can not prove it to you, the truth is that it's your right not to believe me
I have read all of C99 until TC3 and C11 standard plus some parts of POSIX (SUSv4 and SUSv3) so I do not think that I need to reread them

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 18:50

boyfriend
What are you, a faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:03

>>4-5,10
Fuck off, ``faggots''.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:05

>>9
You can, you simply choose not to. I will donate whatever money is necessary so that you both get tickets to come to my country, to a crowded area and meet ME and tell me that you're a couple and then fly back to your country. How's that? I'll even chip an extra buck so that you have motivation for it. What do you say?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:08

>>9
Don't do it, >>12 will rape you, kill you, and steal your wallets!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:11

>>9-homo
You'd better do as >>12 says or rape you, eat you, then kill you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:28

>>12
But they can still lie about being a couple. You will need to watch them copulate before you have hard proof.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:29

   ((( )))
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   し'(_) go home, stupid!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:44

>>10
or a girl xD

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-23 19:50

>>15
I assume "hard proof" is a double entendre?

>>14
But at least you get to keep your wallet!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 8:25

>>18
If it was a double entendre it would be insensitive towards gay couples that have had their genitals surgically altered. Watch your privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 9:52

>>17
Haha, good one.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 10:08

>>20
I am a girl, I have a penis!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 11:16

>>21
You are a boy, who wants to be a girl but still have a penis, and that's ok.. I'm a man who wants to be a cartoon of a weird snake and only say one thing: have you read your SICP today?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 11:27

>>22
Are you a non-binary sageTheFirstThread transSICPSnake then?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 11:37

>>23
It's just a tic, I actually didn't realize I click on the "don't bump", I always sage when my post have nothing relevant

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 12:11

>>21
U MENA:
I am a girlid, and also a mandesc!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 12:52

>>22
What are your pronuns mr non-binary cartoon of a weird snake that only says have you read your SICP today??

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 14:01

>>26
-san and -sama

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 16:49

>>27
Fuck off, weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-24 23:23

>>28
Back to Reddit, neurotypical.

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