Dear Azure - By Microsoft™

Oh, Microsoft❕ If Paul Allen were dead he'd be rolling in his grave at what you've become. Back in my day, Microsoft didn't need to draw on the brogrammer market just make ends meet. If they are swooping this low, maybe someone should arrange a food drive so Bill Gates' children can eat. Not me though, I only donate to cute kids.

http://www.dearazure.com/
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It’s an Active Directory showdown. Welcome to the Thunderdome.

Dear Azure,
Microsoft Azure Active Directory VS on premises Active Directory?
-Sai Siva Kumar Darapureddy

Dear Sai Siva Kumar,

Well, look at you! Just getting right down to business like a chat forum assassin. Apparently we’re in the rapid-fire portion of this Q&A and we didn't even know it. Clearly you are not someone to be trifled with -- trust us, we GET that -- but before get around to your answer, we have a fewbinary questions of our own for you.

Chickens VS. Turkeys?

Soup VS Gravy?

Yeti VS. Sasquatch?

Marionettes VS Ventriloquist Dummies?

Vampire Mime VS Werewolf Clown?

Sea Cucumbers VS Actual Cucumbers

Yes, two can play at this game, señor.

Okay, to answer your question, Microsoft Azure Active Directory is a directory service and then some, and enables you to extend your on premise Active Directory infrastructure. Microsoft Azure Active Directory is a comprehensive identity and access management cloud solution. It combines core directory services, advanced identity governance, security, and application access management. Azure AD also offers developers an identity management platform to deliver access control to their applications, based on centralized policy and rules.

If you still have more questions there’s an expanded discussion here that might help fill in the gaps.

Or are you still answering the Yeti VS. Sasquatch question? HINT: It’s Sasquatch.

We admire your “mano y mano” Thunderdome-style question. We trust you embrace the “two man enter, one man leave” philosophy in all aspects of your life, so as a token of our appreciation we’re sending you an inflatable MMA octagon. Now you can settle your next inter-office beef the honorable way: with a pillow fight.

— Glad we talked this out like civilized people, DearAzure

Stallman may be proud, because good old offline Windows is basically dead. No more cracked MS Office for you.

Like that crazy uncle who bailed you out of a jam without saying a word to your parents

Who might that be, I need one of those since I'm in a bit of a jam.

>>3
Whom are you quoting?

Who are the brogrammers?

>>5
He is quoting the linked site.

And I am quoting inaccurately.

>>6.28318530718
I am quoting inaccurately, you are quoting incorrectly

>>8
You're gonna be quoting Inaccurately, buddy.

>>9

You're gonna be quoting Inaccurately, buddy.

I am quoting Inaccurately.

Quote these dubs

Dead people don't roll, they're dead!