Programming Languages designed by non-jewish theists

I know this place gets tons of not serious threads, but my request is very serious. I only like to program in programming languages written by theists. Specifically non-jewish theists.

I use mostly C and Perl as their creators are confirmed to be Christian, but the language designers I'm looking for need not be Christian.

If you guys could list me some programming languages that match my criteria I would be most grateful.

Javascript

>>2
he is atheist

Programming is largely the domain of jews, including atheist jews

>>3
Atheist and is against homosexuality? What a bastard.

Requesting source of C creators being Christian. I know the perl guy is.

>>5

Atheist and is against homosexuality?

Wow, hating on gays just for the sake of it and not out of religious obligation. I don't think I've meet anyone irl like that. How spiteful.

>>1
Holy C

>>5
Dennis Ritchie, a pioneer in computer programming, has died at age 70. Ritchie created the popular C programming language and helped create the Unix operating software. Neither Apple nor Microsoft could not have existed without his work. CNN described him as "The shoulders Steve Jobs stood on".

Unlike the atheist Steve Jobs, who committed the Sins of abandoning his infant daughter, backstabbing his friend Woz and engaging Chinese for slave labor, Mr. Ritchie lived a life full of goodness, generosity and love. God didn't punish this pious man with diseases like Cancer, because he spent his life in the Lord's work.

Like a true humble Christian, Mr. Ritchie always stayed behind the scenes, taking pride in his work, but never being boastful. He was the true innovator and pioneer.

A great man departed and left a legacy behind for everyone to cherish. May god rest his soul in peace and give strength to his friends and family. Amen.

>>8
http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/christian/TCSVQBO0183A5Q8B0

Googling ``dennis ritchie christian'' or ``ken thompson christian'' didn't confirm anything about them being either theists or atheists of some sort but I'm pretty sure Ritchie was a Republican...

lol http://genius.cat-v.org/ken-thompson/photos/ken-besides-mig2.gif

Ken Thompson - ANTI-AMERICAN JEW

>>5-6
Hating niggers and faggots is beyond religion, it is a fundamental social obligation.

>>1
https://github.com/saniv/symta/

I can't recommend it enough

Communal Computing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVQTPbD6UY

>>14
What proof do you have Nikita was a theist?

>>16
He would eat a bomb, go to Israel and stuff a lit match up his ass if you ask him nicely. Truly a loyal Muslim.

Wasn't Ruby written by a Mormon or something?

>>18
Didn't know this, wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkh0gPf4Noc

>>17

AHMED

>>19

Developing software is not making a perfect thing from the beginning, but fixing an imperfect thing little by little to make it better

TYPICAL RUBY PROGRAMMER

>>18
*Moron

>>18
Uhh no? Ruby was made by a gook.

>>23
Watch >>19. Gook Mormons exist.

馬鹿は最悪です。

25 comments and all you worthless assholes could come up with is ruby? fucking trash man

>>26
Assembly for your own architecture assuming you are a non-jewish theist.

Ruby was designed by a Japanese Mormon, so, yeah. Also, it is complete shit.


def dick_in_mouth()
return "i suck " + "biiiiiiig dicks".upcase
end

puts dick_in_mouth()


What about Google's Go? It was designed by Christians, right? Or are they atheists?

ATS

Hongwei Xi is definitely non-Jewish. And he's a theist because he believes in dependent types.

Ruby. Matz is a mormon.

>>31

mormon

Crypto-jew

>>32

How do you know? Seen his penis?

>>33
Yes.

>>34
How did it taste?