/prog/ challenge

find me a petite asian woman to keep as my pet, preferably korean

don't know about koreans, but if you travel to thailand you can probably buy one for about 100 bucks

>>2
either riddled with AIDS or secretly sporting a penis

>>3
The penis is easy to spot so it's a non-issue. As for the AIDS, just don't go around buying gutter whores, and you can find plenty of clean ones.

And I'm sure you can find some koreans smuggled to china, specially along the border, if you don't mind them being northerners.