I'm on Starbucks free wifi, using my Mac Book Pro running the latest version of Mac OS X. I casually check Twitter before Gramming a picture of my Latte. Time to push my Ruby code to Github before I head to the Farmers Market to pick up some Gluten Free pasta.
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Anonymous2014-05-11 10:38
I'm tunneling through Tor on a cracked Wifi, using a discardable laptop running Tails. I casually check my BitMessages before downing another mtdew. Time to push my C code to my personal CVS server before I head to the Radioshack to pick up some transistors.
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Anonymous2014-05-11 10:52
I'm on my corporate cloud network, using my EliteBook running Windows® 8.1 Professional Edition. I casually check my Windows Messenger before calling my business partners on Skype. Time to push my C# code to VisualSVN before I head to Tiffany&Co® to pick up some diamond colliers for my fiancée.
>>4 I wouldn't know shit, I just needed something microsoftey. Skype is too generic, but Windows Messenger just reeks of Microsoft shit that no one ever used.
They are replacements for Windows Messenger, which was used with Microsoft Exchange Server.
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Anonymous2014-05-11 14:09
I'm on my corporate cloud network, using my EliteBook running Windows(R) 8.1 Professional Edition. I casually check my Lync before calling my business partners on Skype. Time to push my C# code to VisualSVN before I head to Tiffany&Co(R) to pick up some diamond colliers for my fiancee.
I'm in my mums basement with DSL, using my battlestation running Windows 7 64bit. I usually check /prog/ before fapping to hentai involving stomach deformation and giant dicks.
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Anonymous2014-05-12 5:03
I'm on my Fully Free(tm) Lemote yeelong machine which has a free BIOS and initialization routine, running Debian GNU/Hurd, in an emacs ocnsole, porting gcc to the Sinclair ZX-84. I casually write a mail on RMAIL to a daemon on a remote system that searches for lolicon on gelbooru and mails the result page back to me. I fap to the page while viewing it in GNU Icecat, the Fully Free(tm) browser that upholds your freedum(tm).
Time to push my Lisp code to GNU bzr before I head to the local flea market to buy some broccoli and larval bees.
P.S. you should boycott supermarkets because their cash registers use non-free embedded operating systems that are a form of surveillance and an attack on your freedums(tm).
You are hte enemy of our freedum it is becuase people like you that M1CR0$$$0FT W@ND0ZE has majorty markit shar do the warld a favore and donut reproduse you EM$$$$ lovnig csh(it)-arpe using nubcunt enjoy ur eeyyyyyyyyds
Leaning back in my chair puffing on an e-cig, checking the price of Bitcoin and reviewing checking in some bug fixes to OpenPGP on Github while I listen to trance techno, and glance over at my second monitor where my Second Life character is being chatted up in an immersive paragraph roleplay environment.