A software developer at work

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>>1

high-res
implying my computer is powerful enough to load 2048x1280 images without crashing 20 times

>>2
go back to /g/, little boy

>>3

implying that i browse /g/ on a text-only browser

back to /g/ with you, sir

>>3
Get back to le gee

>>2,4
>le implying meme
wow, dude, I *LOVE* le implying mem xD
>le implying le implications
xDDDDDD

@method
@param

I hate this kind of pollution of the source code with shit like doxygen

>>6
I tried to tell everyone that code should be stored as XML and the IDE should offer a customizable view into the code, so that it would be possible to turn comments, annotations, etc. on and off. But no one listened to me. So enjoy your pollution, "code is a string" faggots.

>>7
why xml? why not sexp?
how would you avoid the pollution by using xml?
xml is text too

>>8
Alright, sexp. Either way it's NOT text, it's a tree.

Hey guys, I'd just like to reiterate that XML is made of wood.

>>9
you are wrong, both sexpr and xml are text representation of (almost) trees

>>8
EITHER ONE IS FINE. FUCK.

fake plastic trees is a song by radiohead about trees that are not made of wood, arguably it was about xml.

>>2-5
Stop this bullshit already you fucking retards

>>14
Get back to le gee

>>14
Peter and Sally were exploring the alien caverns when there was a sound from behind them. A green monster stood and while towering over them bellowed, "I am Legy!" Peter and Sally ran and Legy gave pursuit. After running through the dark tunnels, they found a hole to crawl through that Legy couldn't fit though. They left the angered Legy and continued running until they couldn't hear his screams of disappointment. Peter and Sally walked on. "There's no other exits," Peter said. "This tunnel goes straight and never ends," Sally responded, "When will we get out of here?" Suddenly a large spider the size of a Volkswagen Beetle descended from the ceiling. Large fangs extended and eagerly spat two clumps of venom. It's legs reached out and encroached upon the paralyzed Peter and Sally. Peter shouted, ``back to le gee''

>>16
Louis and Alyssa were exploring the alien caverns when there a sound from behind them. A large black snake with retarded looking eyes appeared behind them and while towering over them bellowed "Have you read your SICP today?" Louis and Alyssa ran and the snake gave pursuit. After running through the dark tunnels, they found a hole to crawl through that the snake couldn't fit through. They left the angered snake and continued running until they couldn't hear it recite passages from SICP anymore. Louis and Sally walked on. "There's no other exits," Louis said. "This tunnel rescurses infinitely", Alyssa responded, "When will we get out of here?" Suddenly a large cat the length a flagpole jumped down from the ceiling. Large claws extended from the cat's paws and it eagerly pounced. Its claws impaled both Louis and Alyssa through and through. In his last breath, Peter shouted, /polecat kebabs/

>>17
Fuck should have just kept the same names. Mixing them up as I rewrote the story.

>>17

cat's paws

fucking furry foot fetishes faggots

WHY ISN'T HE USING A LISP MACHINE, THAT COCKSUCKER

>>17
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

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