Hello, I shall soon be one of you!

Greetings again, you board full of losers. Today, I have taken the first step to becoming one of you, after years of just pretending. Today, I recurved in the mail (or email or something) a notice of academic suspension from my master's in CS program. That means that I finally succeeded in not being able to cut it as an actually productive programmer. Naturally, I will blame this on other people to the best of my ability as all good Schemers should. Now that that required step is out of the way, I can move on to absorbing lots of crap while opining on pretty much everything based on ancient academic crap. Since I am an extremely arrogant failure, I will do all of this from my parent's home in the country over a dialup connection. I will stop washing myself and my relatives will learn to stop asking about me. I hope that in a few years I can supplement this with severe sexism dysfunction, like maybe pedophilia or anything that cannot be reproduced in reality. I hope that I will fit in with the functional programming communities will!

If you come to Africa, you'll see that most Africans hate and often kill those of a different village or tribe, let alone of a different skin color. If you come to Japan, you'll see that their immigration laws are highly inhospitable to Gaijin. If you come to Egypt or Saudi Arabia, you'll see that the people there hate anyone who isn't Muslim, and by generalization anyone who isn't Arab. And yet in the West, people are brainwashed into believing that xenophobia and racism are somehow bad, and immigrants deserve hugs and generous welfare.

Wake up, xenophobia is the natural mechanism of societal preservation. It's natural to be distrustful and disdainful of alien-looking foreigners, because more often than not they are not only alien-looking, but also alien-thinking and probably will rob you or kill you.