Greetings again, you board full of losers. Today, I have taken the first step to becoming one of you, after years of just pretending. Today, I recurved in the mail (or email or something) a notice of academic suspension from my master's in CS program. That means that I finally succeeded in not being able to cut it as an actually productive programmer. Naturally, I will blame this on other people to the best of my ability as all good Schemers should. Now that that required step is out of the way, I can move on to absorbing lots of crap while opining on pretty much everything based on ancient academic crap. Since I am an extremely arrogant failure, I will do all of this from my parent's home in the country over a dialup connection. I will stop washing myself and my relatives will learn to stop asking about me. I hope that in a few years I can supplement this with severe sexism dysfunction, like maybe pedophilia or anything that cannot be reproduced in reality. I hope that I will fit in with the functional programming communities will!
Stop being sarcastic and admit that you think any language that isn't imperative and isn't a C or java offshoot is worthless, useless, used only by losers, autists, and academics, and has no value in ``practical'' programming.
It happened to me but that's because i dIdn't pAy thEM enOugh ;) Seriously though.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 14:32
Yeah, I flunked out too. Except in my case, I was too afraid to go to class, preferring to sit in my room and cry and fap to loli all day.
Don't worry though, I still got a job and can now satisfy the `or 5+ years experience' part. You won't starve because of this.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 16:43
Nothing to worry about. I myself haven't enrolled university, because I was expelled already in the first year of the elementary school. So I've no school education. I'm completely self-educated.
In real life a programmer needs just two things: a fake doctorate degree and a good legend (i.e. where was your practice and who was the thesis of your diploma). Now you can get any job your like, without wasting a fortune on education.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 16:50
>>9 What the fuck are you doing, trying to convince him I kill himself by telling him he too can be an insane, racist, balding, child-eating cannibal, wannabe terrorist, shitympta inventing shitposter?
>>13 I'm not him and I ask: what's wrong with racism? The vast majority of people are racist, so if you hate racism, you hate most people.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 17:20
Terrorists are the people, who fight for freedom against the state oppression, so if you hate terrorism, then you hate freedom itself and align yourself with likes of Bashar al-Assad.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 17:26
If you come to Africa, you'll see that most Africans hate and often kill those of a different village or tribe, let alone of a different skin color. If you come to Japan, you'll see that their immigration laws are highly inhospitable to Gaijin. If you come to Egypt or Saudi Arabia, you'll see that the people there hate anyone who isn't Muslim, and by generalization anyone who isn't Arab. And yet in the West, people are brainwashed into believing that xenophobia and racism are somehow bad, and immigrants deserve hugs and generous welfare.
Wake up, xenophobia is the natural mechanism of societal preservation. It's natural to be distrustful and disdainful of alien-looking foreigners, because more often than not they are not only alien-looking, but also alien-thinking and probably will rob you or kill you.
>>16 I find your comparisons with (mostly, Japan being the exception) backwater regimes to be spot-on, as the US is a third world, third rate, third class country.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 17:39
>>17 No wonder it is, with all those immigrants flooding the streets. Even the president is a descendant of illegal African immigrants. With xenophiliac politics like that, USA will soon turn into one big Mexican-negroid cocaine factory populated by apes barely able to talk.
Agreed. While Europeans are good-natured and naive people, that doesn't mean Europe should put down her well-founded skepticism towards the intentions of other nations and ethnicities, especially those having little respect for the weak and benevolent people.
You should look at China, which doesn't really welcome outsiders and even built a huge wall to defend itself from outsiders and live peacefully.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 17:47
>>19 Europeans are the epitome of good-naturedness and soft-heartedness. They spend almost all their taxes on old people and poor people (including immigrants). You see, the Chinese don't give a shit about old and poor people - they invest in infrastructure and colonization. That's why half of Africa is Chinese-owned, and Europe is being bought by Chinese as we speak. Poor, kind-hearted Europeans are too soft for this world and will be conquered.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 17:57
>>17 Eurotrash, don't you have some Muslim immigrants to go implement sharia law for?
And yet in the West, people are brainwashed into believing that xenophobia and racism are somehow bad,
They are. Being wary of fucking up your society by importing sandniggers faster than they are culturally assimilated is neither racism or xenophobia, it's just applied mathematics. I hope people in the UK are enjoying their sharia courts.
and immigrants deserve hugs and generous welfare.
Some immigrants do. Others 'deserve' being kicked out.
Wake up, xenophobia is the natural mechanism of societal preservation.
So was impalement.
It's natural to be distrustful and disdainful of alien-looking foreigners, because more often than not they are not only alien-looking, but also alien-thinking and probably will rob you or kill you.
Agreed. While Europeans are good-natured and naive people, that doesn't mean Europe should put down her well-founded skepticism towards the intentions of other nations and ethnicities, especially those having little respect for the weak and benevolent people.
Some fucking retards in European govts conspired to hand out full citizenship to every sandnigger they could find, regardless of education, willingness to learn, language fluency, religious beliefs, etc. Nikita would blame ``da kikes'' at this point, but I prefer to assume igorance before malice.
>>15,16 Naturalistic fallacy. And also that just shows that they are third world backwards shit holes. Countries aren't she's either and yy morals mean I kill evil people and that makes me stronger than evil therefore evil or amoral is not more powerful than me as I am a crusading knight of justice and all that is good. I am pure power.
humans aren't animals btw, deal with it inferior, your soul is inferior how about that? Show me the genes that apply to anything that isn't trivial. Therefore genes are nothing more than a trivial little interest of scientists who have no grasp of reality. Niggers in africa are all inferiors and funny how they don't realize that. Chinks, japs, gooks, sandniggers, all ugly inferiors and typical of ugly inferiors they are racist. The White Human-non-animal is a progressive spirit and is not racist and neither is racism of animals as animals have no such concept, they are fucking animals. They belong in zoos and the wilderness. Animals don't build civilisation, evolutionary psychology is the same as thinking bumps on your skull has anything to do with ``you''. Of course all those inferiors can think of themselves as animals if they want. I don't care as I kill evil and amoral humans and this makes me more powerful, suck on it Nietzsche. You notice that evil runs but good doesn't and this shows good as more powerful, more superior to this life. China will self-destruct sooner or later. The future shall remain a White American and European future. No racism here but no inferiors either.
I love being a powerful, inferior killing, non-racist, non-animal Spirit.
You see I'm an ``Artist''. Intuitive and moody. You don't need drugs when you're me. My entire life is a high, an hallucination, a psychedelic experience, a downer, an upper, a delirium, drunk, and so on.
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Anonymous2014-05-14 20:33
Whatever you do, you will fail at life, even if you do everything right.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb#Aftermath_and_death He had also had his motorcycle stolen (it was recovered from the thief, a Sacramento local who specialized in grand theft, by his family after his death) and lost his home (due to housing-market crash and his inability to get hired at a 'daily' newspaper) the week prior to his suicide.