There was also the dude who wanted to paint an entire islands worth of fist to shoebox sized boulders (close to 1Km^ IIRC) red. I stand by the theory I postulated in that thread. It is all the one guy, he fucking *hates* seagulls, so he's going to paint the rocks red, stick a pair of googly eyes on each one, liberally spread crabmeat around to bait in the seagulls, and watch on with grim satisfaction as seagulls mistake the rocks for crabs, dive bomb them and break their necks.