I’ll be honest: as a non-fiction writer, I’m pretty good. I can weave 2,000 word features that get good reviews, and leave an impression. As a fiction writer, I have one short story to my credit, from 2005, and looking back on it, it’s like a raw metal; with some work, my fiction writing could become great, but I don’t read enough fiction to really become a good fiction writer. My life is based around life; I’m not one who likes escaping to too many fictional worlds, which gives me a poor foundation of influences to write fiction. I can write a brilliant opinion piece. I could even write a competent ten minutes of stand-up comedy.
Here I am, not only trying to write a story from thin air, but also trying to pound it into a workable video game. Not only that, but I’m trying to write something that doesn’t suck. I have a vague idea of what I want my story to entail, but I don’t have a real beginning, an end, other characters, villains, or any kind of plot driver. I know I want something that might have a few tropes, but ultimately has likable characters, with a female protagonist who isn’t a walking stereotype, and villains who aren’t moustache-twirling evil, and holy shit I basically just listed the wishlist of every single so-called social justice warrior on Tumblr.
You're a fucking faggot and can't write for shit. Fuck off with your video games are ``art'' and post-modernist garbage.
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Anonymous2014-05-29 1:45
Feminists are Towelheads!
I’ll be honest: as a devout muslim, I’m pretty good. I can weave 2,000 word scriptures that get good allah akbars, and leave an impression. As a leader of the jihad, I have one bombing to my credit, from 2005, and looking back on it, it’s like a raw metal; with some work, my terrorism could become great, but I don’t train enough in guerilla warfare to really become a good terrorist. My life is based around the after life; I’m not one who likes escaping to too many real worlds, which gives me a poor foundation of the holy Koran. I can produce a brilliant threatening video interview. I could even build a competent explosive out of my bodily waste.
Here I am, not only trying to plan an attack from thin air, but also trying to pound it into a workable population dense area. Not only that, but I’m trying to plan something that doesn’t suck. I have a vague idea of what I want my attack to entail, but I don’t have a real beginning, an end, other victims, bystanders, or any kind of explosive driver. I know I want something that might have a few decapitations, but ultimately has likable deaths, with a female victim who a walking stereotype, and villains who are moustache-twirling evil american infidels, and holy shit I basically just listed the wishlist of every single so-called social justice warrior in the middle east.
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Anonymous2014-05-29 12:38
Appers are talented!
I’ll be honest: as an apping broapper rockstar, I’m pretty good. I can weave 2,000 line epic apps that get good reviews on the app store, and leave an impression (in your system's memory). As a coding rockstar, I have one big app my credit, from 2005, and looking back on it, it’s like a raw metal; with some work, I could write actual programs, but I've never actually read any programming literature that wasn't in the form of an online tutorial. My life is based around starbucks; I’m not one who likes to do any real work, which gives me a poor foundation of influences to write anything useful. I can write a brilliant fart app. I could even write something that locks up your browser for a good ten minutes.
Here I am, not only trying to write another fart app from thin air, but also trying to pound it into a workable video game. Not only that, but I’m trying to write something that doesn’t suck. I have a vague idea of what I want my app to entail, but I don’t have a real beginning, an end, any code, or anything at all other than my Eclipse installation which keeps freezing. I know I want something that might have a few ads, but ultimately has no real use, which requires every possible permission because I don't know what any of those options mean, and a good amount of crashing, and holy shit I basically just listed the wishlist of every single so-called smartphone user on this side of the broappersphere.
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