I want to take my son to nursery school.

What's the difference between what I have and what I want? One of distance. What changes distance? My automobile. My automobile won't work. What's needed to make it work? A new battery. What has new batteries? An auto repair shop. I want the auto repair shop to put in a new battery; but the shop doesn't know I need one. What is the difficulty? One of communication. What allows communication? A telephone ...

I want the auto repair shop to put in a new battery; but the shop doesn't know I need one.

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Automobiles are for rich bourgeoisie. Here in Russia we prefer public transportation, which is a lot more economically viable and wastes less fuel.