Programming Language Opinions Thread

Post you're opinions on the following programming languages + any more you want to comment on:

* Java, C, C++, Go, Rust
* PHP, Perl, Ruby, Python, Javascript
* Lisp, Scheme
* Ocaml, Haskell

>>28
honestly if you're going to be upset about something i don't see why greentexting has to bear the brunt of your ire when there's way worse shit happening in like every other thread
like sure >>27 was kind of a shitty joke but at least it was related to programming and not /pol/ tier contentless neuronal garbage
i appreciate how you're trying to fix up /prog/ but has it occurred to you that you're just making it worse