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Most Terrible Computer Course, NIGHTMARE Old Prof

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 14:25

I'm still recovering from this.. It was my first exposure to programming and it lasted two years.

We started with ASM and that's how we learned recursion, by comparing an iterative vs. a recursive fibonacci generator. The iterative one was literally 3 lines and the recursive one was 30 - EVERYONE had trouble writing it and it ran millions of times slower! Since I've been reading SICP it's crazy, they just use recursion everywhere - I'm still really cautious of recursion

For the webapps part he never mentioned ANYTHING, EVER about escaping. I learned about this afterwards and we were taught to build SQL queries manually and never worry about user input anywhere, at all. I shudder thinking about what will happen when these people go work in webdev..

And then Prolog.. holy SHIT. NO ONE UNDERSTOOD ANYTHING. It was four weeks of COMPLETE CHAOS. He wouldn't help anyone either. I don't even know if he knew Prolog. It was fucking stupid got it makes me angry thinking about it. Not one person was able to complete the "AI project" midterm.

On the final exam we had to rewrite without goto, a whole bunch of random C functions code from various open source projects like openssl. What the fuck was this guy thinking? Just projecting his programming prejudices onto us?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 14:28

For the webapps part
WHO CARES
I HOPE YOU DON'T

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 14:50

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 15:00

>>3
no! it was you!
Computer programming instructor John Shieh asked some of his students to develop a software program to determine if a rape victim would kill herself.
what s so bad about this

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 15:04

>>3
>>4
This is a great way to teach EXPERT SYSTEMS

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 15:06

>>3
that's a valid AI problem

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 15:53

>>1
why are you still here then?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 16:04

>>3
what a bunch of faggot cunts

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 16:14

>>3
Computer programming instructor John Shieh asked some of his students to develop a software program to determine if oversensitive faggots should kill themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 19:11

>>9
rape is harmless

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 20:36

>>10
Sometimes the girls have diseases.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 21:31

>>11
I mean to the victim.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 21:47

>>12
Your point would have been taken seriously if it weren't for your braindead pseudoquotation.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 22:25

>>10
Sometimes the boys have diseases.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 22:29

>>14
I mean to the victim.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 22:45

>>15
I am the victim if the person I am raping has diseases

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 22:55

>>1
ouch.. i could try in redcode (actually i think i could use a disjoint jump type thingo, but it would be different again =)

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 23:00

or is that how compilers handle recursion?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 23:04

no it wouldn't always work eh? out-of-order execution ^^

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 23:13

>>3
Candace Simms
Moronic feminist cunt. What have she forgotten at CS classes?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 23:20

>>20
What have she forgotten

/bunker/ ist woanders.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 23:35

begin mov.A }fib, infib
sub.A #1, infib
slt.A fib+1, infib
mov.I infib, >fib
sub.A #1, infib
slt.A fib+1, infib
mov.I infib, >fib
jmp begin

infib nop 0
fib nop 1, 2
nop 16, 0

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 0:55

>>10
Are you briandead?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 5:28

>>1
Seriously you should had done something about it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 10:49

>>1 ey probably hates recursion and wanted to scare everyone away from it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 13:20

>>16
You're not the victim of the girl, because it was you that caused your own victimhood because it was you that chose to rape. I.e. you're a victim of yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 13:26

>>26
He's the victim of the girl because all girls are whores and therefore gathering and spreading STDs.

Name: >>16 2014-06-08 13:36

>>26
You're not the victim of the girl
I was repying to >>15 who was replying to >>14 (me), I am a girl and I was talking about boys getting raped, please learn to read

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 13:41

>>26
It was you who chosed to be there that time, it was you who was wearing sexy clothes, it was you who made my pee pee go quaaa quaaa, it was who who did not said "I have STD!" and was not in a empty island alone

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 13:46

>>28
Men and boys cannot be raped you filthy fucking sexist!

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 13:51

>>30
They can, but only by other men.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 13:56

>>28
In my conception, only girls can get raped by men, men can't get raped by girls.
So by girl I mean "the person being raped", my total phrase being:
You're not the victim of the person being raped, because it was you that caused your own victimhood because it was you that chose to rape. I.e. you're a victim of yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 14:03

>>30,32
Does this mean that all the men I ``raped'' I was not really raping them but I was the victim of rape? B-but they were crying especially when I was ripping their balls off, were they lying?
I am a rape victim ;_____;

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 14:10

Rape my anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 15:01

>>33
Back to /loange/, Futuristipastica-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 15:03

>>33
Like I said, you raped yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 15:07

>>35
I are noat Futuristipastica-kun beacause:
1: I doan noat usae the b taeg on alle ofe mye texte
2: I used ;_____; insteade of ;-; that he woualde usae

Name: >>15 2014-06-08 15:12

>>28
Oh, I thought you were a boy, gomen.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 15:37

I want to believe >>28 is a 2D girl who will rape me tenderly. Too bad ``she'' is likely a sexually confused faggot with a hairy dick.

Name: milk me like a cow 2014-06-08 17:25

milk me like a cow

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 17:44

>>39
If I you think I have a dick then why do I use strap on dildos on my victims?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 17:46

>>41
Because yours is too small.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 18:10

>>40
Sorry i`m only doing this on admin-sama

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 18:12

>>41
Everyone on the Internet has a hairy dick until proven otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 19:17

>>44
I can assure you that my dick is cleanly shaven.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 19:26

>>44
I can assure that I haven't even grown pubes yet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 19:47

>>44
I've got two hairy dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 20:14

*grab2 diick2*

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 21:00

I can assure that I have three dicks, one which is cleanly shaven, one which has not yet grown pubes, and one that is hairy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 21:04

I can assure that I have three boyfriends, one which is cleanly shaven, one which has not yet grown pubes, and one that is hairy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 21:12

There are three people on /prog/: >>50-sama's cleanly shaven boyfriend, >>50-sama's boyfriend who has not yet grown pubes, and >>50-sama's hairy boyfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-08 21:33

There are 10 kinds of people: those who keep their penises clean shaven, those who have not yet grown pubes, and those who have hairy penises.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-09 0:07

There are 26 kinds of people: type a, type b, type c, type d, type e, type f, type g, type h, type i, type j, type k, type l, type m, type n, type o, type p, type q, type r, type s, type t, type u, type v, type w, type x, type y, type z

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-09 0:29

>>51

I have a hairy penis, does that means I'm >>50-nikubenki's bf?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-09 0:34

There are 5 kinds of people: type b, type h, type t, type y

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-09 1:53

There are 4 kinds of people: type a, type n, type u, type s

Name: meme overlord. 2014-06-09 17:56

There are 3 kinds of people: JEWS, thread over

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