/prog/ - Define ``loli'' - prog chalenge #555555556

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-13 5:30

Define ``loli'' in any programming language
Bonus points if you use C or Scheme because of #define and (define). R6RS shall be avoided because my father died that way

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 13:00

#define loli 12

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 13:02

Were you there when they crucified my Lord?
Were you there when they nailed Him to the cross?
Were you there when they laid Him in the tomb?
Were you there when the stone was rolled away?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 13:16

What's a "loli"? Another one of your weeaboo terms?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 13:34

>>1

#ifndef loli
     #define loli (love && life && happiness &&purity)
#endif

>>4
Loli is love.
Loli is life.
Loli is happiness.
Loli is purity.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 13:41

>>5
Define love life happiness and purity then

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 13:50

>>4
Try reading a book once in a while you uncultured negroid.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 14:01

>>7
I read books but they don't have "lolies" in them.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 14:12

>>8

Then you are reading the wrong books

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 14:18

>>9

Nabokov is a cocksucking Russian kike.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 14:25

Yes, atheists cant into anything that requires a high verbal ability.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 14:49

>>11

cant into

I guess you're an atheist too, Yannick.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 16:10

>>10

No one said anything about Nabokov, stupid american.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 16:38

>>13
Americans' are too stupid to read, so how would they even know who that is?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 22:53

>>14
le stupid americans maymay go back to le 4chan and le facebook eurotrash or shitskin

Name: Not >>14 2014-06-14 23:16

>>15
Americans being stupid has nothing to do with your idiotic speech. Do you even try to stop yourself from mentioning 4chan, memes and Reddit every time someone argues with you?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 14:29

var loli = 555555556;

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-16 3:15

my $loli = undef;
I guess I have no loli, then.

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>tfw no loli gf

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-16 10:31

'>tfw

ROFL EPIC MEME /B/RO XDDDDD

Define ``loli'' - prog chalenge #555555556

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19 Name: Anonymous 2014-06-16 10:31