Father's Day Thread

Say what you want about your father, but for reasons you do not.

I.e.
I loved you man, non-romantically. You made my work a piece of cake down to address stack. Thanks unrequited Dad, you will be missed:
http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/dmr/

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Are you ritch?

Not me. They would probably give me money if I asked (they buy my fat NEET sister everything she wants anyway) but I'll scrub toilets and rake leaves like Luke before I be anything like that lazy slut.

you don't even know what your father's company does?

We don't talk very much. He's worked 7 days a week for my entire life. The only time I see them is Christmas and Thanksgiving.