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Father's Day Thread

Name: adopted 2014-06-15 13:36

Say what you want about your father, but for reasons you do not.

I.e.
I loved you man, non-romantically. You made my work a piece of cake down to address stack. Thanks unrequited Dad, you will be missed:
http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/dmr/

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 13:54

``*'s day''s are an excuse made up by the Jews to sell us useless shit at outrageous prices.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 14:05

implying average /prog/rider ever seen his dad or know who it was
nice try.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 14:32

>>3
implying
ROFL EPIC MEME /B/RO XDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 14:36

LE implying mem xD

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 14:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnOT5BwIaz8

nice music

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 14:58

My father programmed COBOL and m68ks.

What did your father do?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 15:45

>>7
My father programmed COBOL, FORTRAN, GW-BASIC and Clipper.
My mother programmed TURBO Pascal, BASIC (many dialects including VB), LISP, COBOL, FORTRAN and TURBO Prolog

What did your grandfather do?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 15:50

My dad drank vodka. My mom drank too. They had work at train factory.

http://englishrussia.com/2007/01/12/russian-train-with-wheels/

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 16:19

>>7
My father did not program anything. He runs an oil company, but I don't know exactly what it does, but it does have licenses for radioactive material and high explosives.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 16:28

I never had a real father but my biological father programmed C++.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 16:56

>>11
Do you consider him not to be your real father because he programs in SEPPLES?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 16:57

>>10
Are you ritch?

but I don't know exactly what it does, but it does have licenses for radioactive material and high explosives
you don't even know what your father's company does?

>>11
If you had a biological father then you have a father

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 16:59

>>1
though his world view was entirely devoid of cynicism or mean-spiritedness.
Ha, that's what he wanted people to think. He in fact was responsible for over half of world4ch's shitposts, both the nigger and the tsk roles in /lounge/, as well as ten different /prog/ memes, including the spoilering of the board name and MY ANUS. RIP DMR, you will be missed.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 17:11

>>13
Are you ritch?
Not me. They would probably give me money if I asked (they buy my fat NEET sister everything she wants anyway) but I'll scrub toilets and rake leaves like Luke before I be anything like that lazy slut.

you don't even know what your father's company does?
We don't talk very much. He's worked 7 days a week for my entire life. The only time I see them is Christmas and Thanksgiving.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 18:01

>>15
you are a /b/aka, try to find a decend job and if you can't get money form them. Scrubing toilets it's a horrible job and I would prefer to kill myself than doing that. Rake leaves does not seems that bad

We don't talk very much
this is not cool, they are your parents and they love you ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 18:45

implying
+1

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 19:08

>>16
I already have a decent job as a programmer, idiot. I said that I would rather do menial work before mooching. Learn how to tucking read.

this is not cool, they are your parents and they love you ;-;
Of course they do, but our lives just don't align and we aren't close. It can't be helped.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 19:30

I already have a decent job as a programmer
oh sorry, I though you were a NEET just like every one of us
your post is mean without reason, I was wishing the best for you but you are attacking me and making me cry, not cool

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 19:57

CUNT

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 22:14

>>19
You're right, I'm sorry!

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 23:42

>>21
* Your

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 23:53

>>22
No.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-16 6:36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Gy4III0mU
Single Black Mothers Are Raising MONSTERS

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-16 6:38

>>21
I forgive you gentle anon, please allow me to give you a straight man-to-man hug
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-16 6:40

>>24

white men have white privelge black men dont get a second chance if we mess up all hell breaks loose. The first solution is to stop plan parent hood get these brothers out of jail for stupid crimes and call out this silly hood rat behavior
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