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Creating Sex 2.1

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 1:07

Let us discuss the various things that we need to destroy mankind by replacing sex with technology. Please add new things that I haven't though of or discuss the technical aspects of things.

Virtual reality (obviously), capable of reproducing at the least visual and auditory stimuli. A surprisingly low amount of detail is required to maintain arousal, and too much realism runs the risk of falling into uncanny valley. Best stick to cheap- and easy-to-render anime faces for now.

Cyberdildonic, to recreate tactile stimuli where it matters most.this absolutely cannot be anything like that 2chan thing where they glue an onahole to a fan and then stick their dick in it! It should be much more sophisticated than that and be programmable and stuff. Actually, I have an RPi around here somewhere, so maybe I'll go get some little motors and pumps and stuff and post my homemade teledildonic device plans on Github or something, because that would probably be pretty funny.

Speech synthesizer, but it must be able to convincingly generate moans and sex babble convincingly. What sort of freak wants to read while fucking, or worse, listen to the prerecorded howls of some real life slut? Not to mention that it would be impossible for loli scenarios.

Convincing AI, convincing enough for sex that is. If you beat up and rape a whore, she's not going to want to be around you and will hide. Similarly, if you make a scenario with Admin-kike where you rape his tight little boypussy and burn him with clothes hanger you put in a stove, he should hate you and be more and more terrified of you as the scenario progresses.

Network capability, to reinvent whoring for the 21st century. "Women" could accept ButtCoin in exchange for operating the male end of a teledildo and sending the action feedback over the internet. This unfortunately opens many security holes in which someone may hack your anus. A new industry will be built around sexurity and laws will be passed to punish cyberrape, but nothing will fix your brutally violated butthole from Ching Chow Mein's attack.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 1:21

Or you could stop being a degenerate loser and have sex in real life. But there's more of a chance of your 85 IQ turning into an unmeasurable IQ overnight than you ever losing your virginity. I'm gonna go finish wrapping a copy of SICP for my gf's birthday, cya.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 3:14

What a fantastic programming thread.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 5:31

>>2
Or you could start being a degenerate loser and have sex in real life.

Fixed it for you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 12:47

I like the onahole hacking idea. How about several air pockets around the the soft fuckhole to allow pressure to be applied to difdifferent parts. I'm thinking so!ething like small blood pressure cuffs, but it would have to be faster. Maybe liquid would be better.

It should also vibrate and move back and forth of course. Vibration is easy, but linear movement is more complicated. The simplest solution is to have the hole in a sleeve which is moved inside an outer case. But that might be too big for comfort, and the user might need to have to stand up to hold it on a stable surface to be fucked by it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 14:07

>>5

What about Coen Brothers' movies? Burn After Reading is not your typical Hollywood movie.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 16:06

>>6

Coen

Shalom!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 17:09

>>1
>anime
>loli

chink-loving pedophiles like you make me sick!

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-21 17:12

>>8
>anime
ROFL EPIC MEME /B/RO XDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-22 21:31

Maybe we can start a kickstarter for electronic onaholes, so we can get rich off our cake and fuck it too.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-11 5:33

(stopping the dubsfaggot from dubsbumping)

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