Jokes thread part 2
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-26 19:41
What does a 1337 h4x0r use to hide the smell of eir feet? A SOCKS proxy.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-26 23:22
This joke offends me as a podosexual, please stop doing this
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-26 23:24
Who is the biggest faggot on /prog/? ey-kun
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-26 23:25
>>3No, it's me, please stop trying to diminish my merits.
Name:
FFP
2014-06-27 1:06
>>3Watch your privilege, male pig.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 1:10
>>5i still don't know what ffp means
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 7:11
Fangry female person? ^^
Like my new word?
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 7:16
tfw you can't get royalties for new words...
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 7:18
Fucking Pirates!
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 10:52
A /prog/rider's wife asks him to get some groceries. She says "Go to the store and buy bread and while you're there, get eggs.
The /prog/rider never returns, because he wakes up from his dream of having a wife to a life of shitposting on obscure text boards.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 11:02
>>10No. That is because he uses continuation-passing style.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 11:23
Why did the C programmer have a dirty house?
He was a curry nigger.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 12:09
>>10A /prog/rider would dream of strong pork-eating fat vegetable-hating independent womyn that would never ever ask for something like this
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 12:52
>>12Should have been Haskell.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-06-27 13:48