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>>2

Nein-nein-nein-JavaZone

That's not how the song goes: http://youtu.be/1JZnj4eNHXE

hax my anus

Haskell is the new Java.

Haskell is the new Fortran.

I am a Haskell apper
I make Haskell apps

I am an Apple hasker
I make Apple hasks

>>7
No, it's too slow for that.

_{(stopping the dubsfaggot from dubsbumping)}