Open Design

OD starts with a db schema

The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside.

never did have that tbh

The DB holds information about users and cards.

open my anus

>>5
*farts inside >>5-kuns anus*

FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING SCHEMA MOTHERFUCKERS

your shit-posting is inferior to mine,
i excel both in quantity and quality.
you can't touch this shit.
nor will you ever reach this level
unless it isn't one of us pulling you up.
i went by many names on many chans,
none of which i particularly care to remember.

OD is the next level shit
a brand new creation
born from boredom
and frustration over the lack of challenge in life.

sling some average Java
bamn! now you're upper middle class
life of a techie is booooooring

so what is it that it is that you want and how do you know that? and even how do you know that you know that? protip: you do not, it is given. as is all of this. so start working the lines between what is and what is not and what is wanted and what is not. draw it the fuck out!

OD is here to help you

>>7

(Post truncated)

Hmmm, I wonder what happened to the rest of this post!

>>8
It was truncated. Are you illiterate?

>>9
It was actually truncated, not truncated

open my dubs

dick
dick
dick

>>12
Slide a mile
Six inches at a time
On Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFgQpe4ulwM

i found this shwizzle which seems to be a perfect entry point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCZXOO6Fyk
http://www.tldp.org/LDP/LGNET/181/misc/peterson/postgres/ddl.sql

i like this clean style.
i like the idea of defining functions in a DB.
i read through this file, i ensure i get all of it.

decisions made:
* OD chooses PostgreSQL as db-implementation
* schemas are to be shared as Postgres scripts (similar to the above) which init a database.

todo:
* expose the public functions in a db through some kind of HTTP API (i'm writing a quick go program for this)

okay so the go program to do all this shit is in fact reaching releasable-to-yall-plebians status. it converts every function in a DB schema to a net.Handler and even includes an Angular UI to call the functions because faggot

JEW fuck where do i even post all these files? i still fucking event havent gotten signal whose here moytherfuckerrs

What are these crazy posts? Is Brazil-kun back?

>>16
Wasn't Brazil-kun the who posted about pickup artists and java? Or is this other Brazil-kun that I don't know?

>>17
He was, but this style of ADHD monologues seems oddly familiar. There are no emoticons, so it can't be Luke.

>>18
ADHD monologues seems a bit counter-intuitive..
Wouldn't they get bored or something?

Anyhow, this seems interesting enough, what were the cards for?

>>19
lol >>4 was me and I thought >>1 was just starting a game where we propose features for a project. He said a db schema and I figured, hold users information and `cards', to be specified later.

Ah ok..
Whatcha building od? replacement web protocol?

_{(stopping the dubsfaggot from dubsbumping)}