If programming languages were human langauges
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Anonymous
2014-08-08 14:08
C would be Latin because it's seen as intellectual and spawned a bunch of bastard children.
UNIX would be the Catholic church.
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Anonymous
2014-08-08 14:16
Please. Who ever sees C as "intellectual"? It's a dirty old language for toilet-scrubbers.
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Anonymous
2014-08-08 14:20
APL would be Chinese, J would be Japanese.
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Anonymous
2014-08-08 14:38
UNIX is more like the Protestants with all their splintered groups. VMS is closer to the Catholics.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-08 14:49
Common Lisp is hebrew. Academia is the synagogue.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-08 15:27
C++ is the pleas to stop and screams of pain that the victim does during anal rape. ENTERPRISE is the anal rape.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-10 7:59
python is atheism as atheists are fuckin retards
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-10 16:20
If phonemes are machine code and pronunciation is compilation then English is the most stupid and inconsistent language ever created.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-10 20:52
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-10 21:46
Prolog is Inuit, Perl is Vietnamese
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-11 0:53
Perl would be Chinese: No matter how retarded and incoherent the sounds you're making are, they mean something.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-11 13:28
>>11I though that was
Finnish.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-11 13:39
>>11So, the same as japanese: No matter how retarded and incoherent the leters you're writting are, they mean something.
Name:
Anonymous
2014-08-11 19:29
>>12That was just the
beginning.