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Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 11:42

My car is purely functional: when it runs out of gas, I don't refuel it - I just buy a new car!

My toilet is purely functional: when I take a shit, I don't flush - I just install a new toilet (ah, the smell of purity)!

My girlfriend is purely functional: when I get her pregnant, I don't marry - I just find a new girlfriend!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:02

You get a new car every time you move it 1 cm

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:05

>>2

one planck length

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:07

Actually, our universe is pretty much functional, because you get a whole new world every time something changes inside the current one. So you cat isn't the same it was second ago; moreover the state of your cat is non-deterministic.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:14

>>4
Exacly!
Our universe is also immutable making time-traveling impossible

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:26

>>4
If that was true, it would be possible to inspect the previous worlds.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:29

>>6

how do you know they are previous?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:35

>>7
When an immutable data structure gets updated, the previous versions of it are still available until garbage collected. That's the whole point of immutability. So if we get a new world every time something changes, then where are the previous worlds?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 12:43

>>8
They are not anymore

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 14:05

Nerdss

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 15:26

>>9
That means the RealWorld is mutable - it never gets copied, only modified.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 15:30

>>11
No, this does not mean that by any means, you should really be a retard to commit a fallacy like this

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 15:56

>>12
Don't call me a retard! That's offensive!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:10

>>13
You know what is really offensive? The fact that my penis is not inside of any anii. Now, remove your pants

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:33

Marketing department would love your idea. "Purely Functional" is going to become a brand name.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:48

>>12
You're the only one spreading fallacies here, buddy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 17:11

>>16
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Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 17:39

>>17
So you're a wikifaggot? Wikipedia is full of shit and lies.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 18:00

>>18
This was never said nor implied, you are commiting a fallacy

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 18:12

>>19
There's a fallacy in my anus. I dare you to find it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 18:17

>>20
i tried, but it was too deep.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 19:42

lol none of you know what you are talking about
even your computer science knowledge is undergrad 101

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-23 20:20

>>21

Mine is darker.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-24 5:08

>>22
No, you.
Also, nice dubs.

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