What is a fun project for Raspberry Pi?

I'm making a programmable onahole with mine. You just stick your dick in it and it uses biosensors to determine the best place to vibrate and the rhythm o the pumping it needs, and it knows when to stop after you cum so you don't get that horrible feeling that you get when your penis is so sensitive after orgasm.

Or, at least I was, until I saw the prices of tiny electric motors. Nah, I'll probably still do it.

It will be open source hardware, of course. Maybe I need a kickstarter or something. Maybe Paul Graham and the Hacker Jews Krew will throw a few dollars this way.

Raspberry Pi is bad, k?

>>2
No, it's good. Of all the $35 junk I've blown money on, this has definately kept me entertained the longest. It needs more power output though, or at least be harder to destroy with tiny voltages on certain narrow, unmarked pins.

And it's better than that worthless Arduino piece of shit I have in the closet somewhere.

make an anus haxer.

but hax my anus first

an autonomous dildo bot with tank tracks.

Raspberry heaven

That is disgusting just like porn gets suddenly disgusting after climax.

I found the RPi to be pretty useless. Haven't used it in months. It did show me that Risc OS is shit though.

>>1,8
http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Post-Orgasm-Machine-Milking

>>8
You're pretty useless.

>>10
Fuck you.

>>11

Nice dubs.