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Refusal to Pray Salat

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 1:11

Can one hit and force his kids to pray namaz when they are baligh?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 1:20

If for any reason, other than due to fear for one’s life, unintentional oversleeping or forgetfulness,
a person was to fail in performing the stipulated prayer at its proper time, they would be guilty of committing
a major sin. The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said:

العهد الذي بيننا وبينهم الصلاة، فمن تركها فقد كفر

That which differentiates us from the disbelievers and hypocrites is our performance of Salat. He who abandons it, becomes a disbeliever

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 1:22

The punishment for missing Salah is boiling water:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYeGHrv6ck

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 1:28

THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT:

1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face.
2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down.
3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 2:09

SOMEBODY CALL THE BOMB SQUAD, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 3:28

Name: /lounge/ 2014-09-04 3:28

/lounge/

Name: Refusal to Pray Salad 2014-09-04 3:33

Name: TPOBCI 2014-09-06 11:55

The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-06 19:35

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 22:22

AFAIK if the child is 4 years or older you can give them the whoopass if they don't pray.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 22:42

>>10
Absolute haram.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 22:57

>>12

*Halal

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 23:00

>>13
Don't correct me, kufari-scum.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 23:07

>>14

My hand is guided by Allah.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 23:09

>>15
That's what all Shi'a infidels say, before being executed.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 23:20

>>16

الجهاد الجهاد تقتل كل الذين تتحول ظهورهم على الطريق الحقيقي للنبي محمد (صلي الله عليه وسلم)

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 23:21

you're either with us or against us.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-07 23:26

Is Linux haram?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 0:25

>>19

Linux is full of daemons and jinnis. Shaytan's creation.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 0:39

My Linux Harem.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 11:19

allah dubs

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 16:03

So they literally pray to their salad? I thought Allah was a bicycle.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 16:22

>>23

Allah was a bicycle.
back to your shithole russia please.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 16:26

>>24
Shalom, Nikita! Only a shitholefag from Russia would understand why Allah is a bicycle.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 17:43

>>1

You wanna slap benign children? Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 18:10

>>25

Why is Allah an bicycle.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 18:22

>>27

"allahu akbar" translates into russian as "allah velik", where "velik" means both "great" and "bicycle", due to the defective nature of russian language.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 18:52

>>3
The punishment for missing Salah is boiling water
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1803187

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 19:20

>>29

HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-08 23:42

>>29
Gelbooru-kun, please get some standards. Your tastes on drawings are terrible and you should feel bad for that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-09 4:33

God is Bicycle! *fires ak47 into the air*

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 16:08

>>28
The two meanings, "great" and "bycicle", are distinguished by stress. They are only indistinguishable in written language. So it's not the language of Pushkin and Gogol that's defective, it's your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 16:49

>>33

The russians are the ones who are defective, not their language.
If you want a defective language, look at english.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 16:54

>>34
English is MUCH better than Russian and Jap, you weeaboo fagworm.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 17:18

>>35
It's a generic, bland, bastard language that's sounds like a carefully constructed attempt at a global language like Esperanto, and sounds just as lame.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 17:27

>>36
It is written with one alphabet (which puts it lightyears ahead of japshit).
It has no grammatical genders, adjective inflection and only the least necessary bit of noun inflection (which puts it lightyears ahead of Russian, French, German and 95% of languages).
It has a very powerful tense system yet the verbs are almost non-inflected - I don't know of any other language that has anything comparable. In Russian shit you have to make do with just 3 tenses.
It has a huge vocabulary most of which is borrowed from Latin and thus easily understandable by most European language speakers.
It has a good potential for word-building - new, apt and concise compound words for novel concepts get invented all the time.
English pronunciation is awesome, especially American-English.

Pretty much the only minus of the English language is its wildly inconsistent spelling. Which is much, much more negligible than the warts in any other major natural language.

If there's one good thing in the whole of Murica, it's your language. Use it well, faggots, use it well.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 18:22

>>37
English pronunciation is awesome, especially American-English.

Hahahahaha. You anglophones are so funny.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 18:48

>>37

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 20:13

>>38
Kill yourself, Frenchy. France finally agreed to bomb Iraq with us after ten years of refusing, officially making France our vassal. If you keep being a good boy, maybe we'll allow you to keep your faggot language for a few hundred years in the future.

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