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Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 6:11

Post 'em

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javascript:location.href='https://web.archive.org/web/*/'+location.href

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Name: Anonymous 2014-09-06 12:19

rbt=['g','mu','w', 'con', 'cgl'];

hein=['an','fit','k','mlp','r9k','toy','x'];

moe=['a','biz','c','co','diy','gd','i','int','jp','m','out','po','q','s4s','sci','sp','tg','tv','v','vg','vp','vr','wsg'];

url=location.href ;

thread=url.split('/')[5] ;

board=url.split('/')[3] ;

function init(list,element) {
for (i=0;i<list.length;i++) {
if (list[i]==element)
return true;
}

}

if (init(rbt,board)){
location.href='http://rbt.asia/'+board+'/thread/'+thread ;
} else if(hein,board) {
location.href='http://archive.heinessen.com/'+board+'/thread/'+thread ;
}
else {
location.href='http://archive.moe/'+board+'/thread/'+thread ;
}

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-06 12:49

>>2
Terrible! Go bsck,etc...

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-06 15:57

javascript: if ( window['__postit'] && !window['__postit'].closed ) { window['__postit'].focus() } else { for ( var feeds = [], ls=document.getElementsByTagName('link'), l=ls.length, i=0; i<l; i++) { if ( ls[i].rel == 'alternate') { if ( ['application/atom+xml', 'application/rss+xml'].indexOf(ls[i].type) !== -1) { feeds.push( ls[i].href ); } else { alert('Unrecognized LINK ALTERNATE type: ' + ls[i].type); } } } window['__postit'] = window.open( 'http://rssr/post.php?l='+escape(window.location)+'&s='+escape(document.getSelection())+'&t='+escape(document.title)+'&f='+escape(feeds.join('\n')), '', 'innerWidth=600,innerHeight=550') }

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-06 16:04

>>3
Go bsck,etc...
u wot m8

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 2:46

// wayback machine
window.location = "http://wayback.archive.org/web/*/" + window.location.toString().replace("https","http");

// make poorly formatted webpages readable
var body = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];
body.setAttribute("style", "width: 800px; margin: auto;");

I also have an IQDB one on my laptop but for some reason Firefox Sync refuses to sync it over to my desktop.

>>2 Here's mine:

if (window.location.hostname == "boards.4chan.org") {
var archive;
var parts = window.location.pathname.split("/");
switch (parts[1]) {
case "3":
case "diy":
case "ic":
case "jp":
case "tg":
case "vr":
archive = "https://fuuka.warosu.org/";
break;
case "a":
case "m":
case "v":
case "vg":
case "wsg":
archive = "https://archive.moe/";
break;
default:
break;
}
if (archive !== undefined) {
window.location = archive + parts[1] + "/thread/" + parts[3]
}
}

'mlp'
Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 4:14

Back to your shitty maymay site.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 4:31

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Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 10:54

>>6
Browsing any imageboard other than /jp/ is a criminal offense in /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 12:30

>>9
/jp/sies are subhumans.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 17:14

>>6

Yours seems a lot more efficient and elegant than mine. I should try and clean up some of the code, I haven't written anything in two years.

Get out.

Well spotted. I removed mlp from moe but not hein.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 17:25

>>10
It's like you think we're some kind of superhumans around here.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 18:24

>>12
No, /prog/ is full of subhumans too, but some subhumans are more inferior than other subhumans. Like India-niggers are inferior to arabs, and niggers inferior to both.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 19:45

>>7,9-10
I also know the imagereddit meme, do I fit in yet?

There's nothing wrong with browsing the imageboards, you're delusional if you think imageboard users were ever not the majority in /prog/.

The only real problem here was the /g/ros that shat up the board and spammed /prog/ memes they didn't even understand over random boards, and for now at least they don't seem to be aware of progrider.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-10 23:19

>>14
I recall a time where a good portion of the posters were not familiar with the image boards. Well, outside of /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-11 0:24

>>14
you're delusional if you think imageboard users were ever not the majority in /prog/.
You are the delusional one for thinking the opposite.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-11 0:27

I think I had a precognitive dream of these past few posts.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-11 0:31

>>17
Interesting. We have had this conversation many times before. Are you sure it isn't fuzzy memory?

Is it just me or does /g/ contain no posts and threads right now?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-11 0:48

>>18
Just went there, it's blank indeed. The other imagereddits seem to be loading just fine. What the hell?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-11 1:15

People still go on 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-11 1:41

>>18

How many of the posts on you /prog/ do you think are copy pasta? How can you tell what is and is not copy pasta? In theory, any post could be copy pasta. Even this one.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-11 3:56

>>21
I don't think the posts are, but https://progrider.org/prog/read/1410393572 is, among some others. I'm not complaining or anything

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 4:23

>>2
Why the fuck would you use this rather than 4chanX?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 14:47

>>23
Why the fuck would anyone go on the imageboards?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 15:39

>>24
Why the fuck are so many people retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 17:15

>>25
Why the fuck would you think otherwise?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 21:17

>>26
Why would that's not even what I asked. What is the cause?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 21:19

>>27
Why do anuses smell? If you find the reason for this you got your answer on why people are retarded

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 21:27

>>28
They don't smell in a bad way if you use baby wipes, have a good diet, and bathe. I would know as I am not a virgin like you faggot.

You got shit for brains on the other hand.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 21:45

>>29
I am a virgin and I can assure you my anus doesn't smell bad. What does virginity have to do with a clean anus? Do you take it up the ass?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-14 22:54

>>30

Clearly he does. The best smelling anuses are the virgin ones.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 8:27

>>29
Baby wipes are for fucking subhumans, just put the soap thing you use deep, same for the toilet paper

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 21:19

>>32
I don't use baby wipes, but you need to wet the toilet paper somehow or it's gonna make your anus bleed and not get all of the shit anyway. I wet mine with the sink or with spit but I can see the appeal of baby wipes if you aren't a basement dwelling NEET and have to take shits in public toilets often.

If only we lived in Japan or some other country where bidets are the standard anus haxxing cleansing solution.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 1:09

Cleanse my JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 4:19

>>33
I can't even think of anything witty to say. You spit-shine your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 8:24

>>35
Do you like having a disgusting, shit-caked ass?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 13:29

>>36
hax my disgusting, shit-caked ass

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 14:11

>>33
Is that why my anus has been bleeding?! I thought someone was raping me in my sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 15:41

>>38
You can never know for sure.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 16:06

>>35
I'm not him and I agree with the rest of his post. At least wet your toilet paper with tap water.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 16:32

>>33
What the hell are sink and spit? Google translator says it's the water from inside the fucking toilet, that's disgusting. I wet my toilet paper with clean water and since I am not a subhuman I don't poop in public.

Bidets are disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 18:27

>>41

Clean your ass you dirty nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 18:31

>>42
Unilke you I actually clean my ass, I don't share my poop with my pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 18:36

>>43
If you don't use bidets you are a dirty fat american and your ass is full of shit berries.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 20:03

>>41
I wet mine with the sink or with spit
Where does it say "sink and spit"? Sure, the spit method is disgusting, but you should learn to read, stupid nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 20:05

>>41
A sink is where you wash your hands, you stupid india nigger. I said to either wet your toilet paper with tap water from the sink, or to spit on it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 20:08

>>45
sure, the spit method is disgusting
Why? It lubricates a lot better than water. I usually start with spit for the anus and use water for the rest of the ass and the final cleanup.
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