Should I put /prog/ as previous work experience?

I'm a professional shitposter anyways

>>1
Don't forget to clock in and out.

What if they ask for references?

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>>3
Unoptimize your references so they look longer.

>>3
Tell 'em DA STANDARD only allows pass by address.

put "writing HTML with a ballpen" on resume, because they almost always require you to write some insertion-sort level crap using a ballpen. Once it was RISC assembly and I ran out of space on A4 they gave, on other occasion they gave me a broken pencil and no sharpener.

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also, HR girls despise my not-so-calligraphic handwritings.

I have no references, but I haven't been garbage collected!

>>1

professional

So you mean you're paid to shitpost on [spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]? If so, feel free to put it in your resume.

>>6
But I use a fountain pen.

>>5
Do you think this is a fucking comedy show?

>>11
I don't think, I feel.

>>11
Why would you be upset over something like this?

>>13
He only gets jokes that pass by value.

>>6

yeah, I failed a test that had the question "write a function that rotates a string N places". they didn't specify that it had to be in-place, so my solution was:

char *rotate(char *to, const char *from, int n)
{
sprintf(to, "%s%.*s", from + n, n, from);
return to;
}

probably wanted me to reverse the first chunk, reverse the second chunk, then reverse the whole thing, like this cunt: http://leetcode.com/2010/04/rotating-array-in-place.html

oh, and ensure that it works with the cases where n is < 0 or >= strlen(s).

don't get me wrong though, not all companies are this lousy.