/prog/ - How to pronounce "Dijkstra"?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 2:56

Well?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 2:59

Di-ikstra

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 3:02

Dickster

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 3:06

“daikstra-sama”

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 16:08

Dicks truck

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 17:01

Dyke straw

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 23:25

dij-kstra?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 11:19

Dick Struck

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 11:26

Nigger dick.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 12:29

Dij-ketra

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 13:54

God gave us our tails that we may gracefully jump from branch to branch, however when he saw what else we had learnt to use it for he was not greatly amused and lopped it off, forcing us to find an alternative...

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 13:55

>>11

But apes lost tails long before humans came down out of the trees. I mean, just look at gibbons. The are as arboreal as you can get but lack tails.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 14:31

dyke-strah
I'm Dutch.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 14:33

>>13

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 16:46

Fucking stuck up cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 7:19

Di-ji-stra

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-21 10:56

Dijkstra means someone who likes dykes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-21 12:27

DAKE-stra.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-21 12:33

>>13
obviously, but you forgot the honorific

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-29 5:40

kikestra

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-29 6:00

dick strap

Name: Alexander Dubček 2014-09-29 6:08

How to pronounce "Doubles"?

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2014-10-02 0:50

ITS PRONOUNCED DEEKSTER, YA FUCKIN RETOIDS

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-02 1:13

I don't even care.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-02 1:28

>>23

You are wrong though, asshunting cockjockey, so take that caps lock key and the fucking standard and shove it in yer mum's filthy anal pipe and try to suck it out again with that cocksucking mouth of yours

love
-Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-02 3:55

dike stra

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-02 9:00

Dickster

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2014-10-02 10:59

>>25
HAHA, DONT MAKE IT TOO CLEAR YA FUCKIN STAK BOI, I LOVE YA TOO.

BY DA WAY, WAT KINDA FUKKED UP HENTAI SHIT HAVE YA BEEN WATCHIN TO DEVELOP FETISHES LIKE DAT, YA FUCKIN KAWAII SAFARII RETOID? U BETTA TOUCH SUM REAL GIRLS 4 A CHANGE

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-02 14:46

11 ways to write your last Haskell program

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-03 14:17

>>28
Nice dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-04 16:17

>>30
Thanks. Mersenne Prime get.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-05 1:19

2⁵ get

Name: sage the mage 2014-10-05 1:51

Dubs, wreck 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-05 3:57

didgeridoo

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-05 9:03

install BSD/Didgeridoo

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-05 18:03

dyke-lover

How to pronounce "Dijkstra"?

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