Programming is the one of the worst jobs

The New York Times published an article today that lists the worst jobs in the world. Not surprisingly, programming ranked extremely low on the list. Experts were asked why this was the case, and they detailed the answers that we already know. Programming is demeaning. It forces the user to think at the level of a mere machine and to abandon all free though in exchange for dull logic. Programming ranked only 5125 out of the 5130 occupations ranked.

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5122: Gay porn fluffer
5123: Furry convention organizer
5124: Child porn star (as child)
5125: Programmer
5126: Toilet scrubber
5127: Australian janitor
5128: Text board administrator
5129: NYT reporter
5130: Ebola doctor

The ranking was determined by quality of life, questionnaires, sexual activity, mental health medication subscriptions, suicide rates, and occupational hazards.

What occupational hazards to programmers have?

>>2
anus haxxing

>>2
Carpal tunnel

>>1

Programming is a locksmith level job. Although I would consider electronics a worse job, but some manchildren just love tinkering with lego-like blocks.

Programming is no lego - you write your hello world from scratch.

#1: American President

Finally people recognize the plight of australian janitors.

>>5
low iq nigger

>>8
high iq nigger

>>9
nigger iq nigger

5124: Child porn star (as child)

Do you define a 17 years old as a child? How about a 16 years old?
There are many horny 13+ years olds wannting to fug and get paid.

>>10
nigger nigger nigger

>>1
Enjoy not programming for your job.

It's a good thing I don't have a job.

>>11
Nowadays, most ``children" are fucking like rabbits before even turning 14, in fact in poorer places it's not unusual for an 11, 12 years old to be a total slut already. And these ``children" often seek older men to fuck them, out of their own will. It's really pathetic that people older than 15 are still included in child protection laws, if every 18+ man who ever had sex with an girl of 16, 15 years old, was arrested as a pedophile, as the law demands, the streets would be empty. These moralists and feminists want to protect the "innocence" of these girls, but in fact they lost their innocence before even growing pubic hair.

>>15
What? I'm 30 and haven't fucking a single time in my life. You must be living in some different world.

>>16

Programmers are excluded from this, of course.

>>15

if every 18+ man who ever had sex with an girl of 16, 15 years old, was arrested as a pedophile, as the law demands, the streets would be empty

In your shitty country maybe.

>>15,18
Why are there so many third worlders here? It used to be primarily American and Japanese (first world countries).

if every 18+ man who ever had sex with a goat was arrested as a zoophile, as the law demands, the streets would be empty

Gay Furry Child Programmer Toilet Australian Text Ebola

>>19

You are a funny guy. As if americans, more degenerate than most third worlders, don't have sex with underage whores.

>>19
Japan is first world in name only

>>23
you anus is not a vagina in name only.

>>24
Your penis is a vagina to me.

At least there are few niggers.