Magic Ritual

I am going to bring Lain to life in the 3D world. Together, we will rule the world in a technocratic theocracy. /prog/ will be our High Priests, which comes with a commission of 10kg of gold per year, 100kg of rice per week, and your choice of either a loli robot or a sickly vampire-ghost maid.

I have the spells and everything else ready. Problem is, I need a virgin sacrifice. Which one of you wants to volunteer? You're death will be agonizing and very slow (it involves all four elements plus radiation over the course of three days), but you'll get to be a saint after we establish the New World Order. The ritual takes place on the next new moon, so please speak up soon if you're interested.

100kg of rice per week

I don't think I can eat more than 4kg of rice a week at the very most...

>>1

sickly vampire-ghost maid.

You can count me in as very interested.

>>2
Yes, but just think of the harem you can support on such a stipend!

I'll take the loli robot if you pull it off, please, but have you really thought this through? Lain rewrote the universe to exclude herself because she couldn't live with all the pain she caused, and you want to bring her back and ask her to violently conquer the entire world? I can't imagine she'd be pleased.

Anyway, I volunteer the Fat Nuggets pedo for the sacrifice. He hasn't been seen in a year anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfy0MVkdFjU

>>3
I don't think you'll be getting it because you'll be dead.

Man, I'd volunteer on the basis of hating myself and wanting to die horribly but I gave up the path to wizardry years ago. So even if I died horribly it wouldn't accomplish jack. Sorry bro.

>>3

just think of the harem you can support on such a stipend!

All I need is my sickly vampire-ghost maid.

>>4
This might surprise you, but I was the first to coin the term "fat nuggets".

>>7

but I gave up the path to wizardry years ago

why are you such a faggot holy shit

I'm not sure this is a good idea (see >>4-dono), but if you go through it, I'll take the vampire-ghost maid. Thanks.

i want to fuck remilia, sakuya and youmu at the same time

>>12

A multitasker eh

A lolibot for me please. I nominate Luke. I'd say Xarn, but he defiled himself with Erika.

>>4
Please don't, I like him, if disapprove of his brand of degeneracy.

>>9
Oh hey.

What's "Laine"?

>>15
You're the only one who has mentioned this ``Laine'', so how are we to know?

I would be ok with killer robots if they were killer loli bots.