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Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 10:32

Prog shitter spotted in the wild:

http://npf.io/2014/10/why-everyone-hates-go/

Get him

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 10:39

Go ignores 40 years of programming language research.
You mean Go is simple and easy to pick-up for person without PhD in algebra?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 11:07

>>2
hi guido

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI 2014-10-15 12:36

Go is the only recent language that takes the aforementioned 40 years of programming language research and tosses it out the window
Good riddance. All that mental masturbation gave us were more stupid programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 13:55

When I first heard about Go, I thought “What? No exceptions? Pass.”
NO EXCEPTIONS
Also, Go is not pragmatic. It is shitty. Pattern matching is pragmatic. Borrowing resources (and other resource management techniques, see Io, Haskell with brackets etc etc etc fucking etc) are pragmatic. Advanced type inference is pragmatic. Defining your own operators is pragmatic. Go is being stuck with C all over again.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 14:45

Exceptions are shit.
Go is shit because there is no point in it, everything it can do can be done equaly good or better in C.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 17:03

Exceptions are complete utter shit. Pattern matching and borrowing are definitely a must.

Still waiting, Rust.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 20:23

>>7
It's safe to say at this point that Rust was a total failure. Nobody ever used it and the secret browser project never saw the light of day. Vindication for the Lisperati, if ever there was such a thing.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-17 16:48

http://langpop.corger.nl/ says Rust is pretty fucking popular (0.2% which is a fucking lot, it means 1/5000. for a young language, it is A LOT)

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-17 20:59

Java - Gulag
Rust - coprophagous made into religion

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-17 21:53

>>9
You mean 0.02%, which is the same as Pascal, which tells me nobody will ever use it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 2:20

>>11

There is no language in that entire fucking list that hasn't hit 1.0 yet and is ahead of Rust in popularity. You're an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 5:31

>>12
And you're a shill for a dying company. The industry is moving on from old world languages where you have to program the type system. Enjoy being left behind.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 7:21

>>13
Lolwut? The industry is moving on to Haskell and Rust.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 7:48

>>13

industry is moving on from old world languages
C++, Java, C# are still the most popular languages
/0

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 7:59

>>14
The industry is moving on to Haskell and Rust.
Because if you tell yourself that many times it will become true.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 8:36

http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/minecraft-discussion/discussion/158410-why-is-minecraft-so-popular
GTFO of the forums.
have u ever tried Haskell??
I agree with you on many points and can offer no evidence to the contrary. I just program Haskell because I have nothing better to do.
Haters Gonna Hate

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 9:36

>>17
I enjoy watching MLP.
--Then_Normal_Dufe, January 31, 2012, post #55

<'yes, i="" agree="" with="" you,="" the="" possibilities="" are="" not="" endless.="" however,="" out="" in="" this="" modern="" time,="" there="" are="" millions="" of="" mods="" that="" would="" give="" you="" the="" "endless"="" feeling.="" sometimes="" you="" just="" need="" some="" more="" pizzazz="" or="" moderations,="" or="" even="" friends="" to="" help="" you="" have="" fun.'="">
--phu01672363690, February 1, 2012, post #96

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 10:12

>>17

I was introduced to it from a friend and even I thought that it was nerdy at first, but I played it and I love it. I first watch MLP and I felt kind of Pedo-ish, or like a douche at first but later I watched more and more until I actually am addicted to watching it (not creepy fanboy obsession.)

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 10:54

I removed the “panties in a bunch” comment, since I was (correctly) scolded for being sexist, not to mention unprofessional. My apologies to anyone I offended.

Check your privilege male programming scum!

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 10:58

>>20
(correctly) scolded for being sexist
correctly
Since when is being sexist something bad? Has the world gone mad?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 11:05

>>21

It appears the guy works for Canonical so he obviously hates himself and wishes he could be a real Nigger Programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 12:55

>>16
Get your head out of your ass. There's a huge move towards Haskell adoption for industrial use.

http://keera.co.uk/blog/2014/10/15/from-60-fps-to-500/

Haskell is often advertised as fast, easy to parallelize and to optimize. But how much of that is really true? We are going to demonstrate it using a game we are building, including how many changes we had to introduce to increase the game speed by 700% on desktop, how we managed to go from increasing memory consumption in the order of hundreds of megabytes down to constant memory consumption of only 3MB. We’ll also see the impact it had on Android.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 13:58

>>23
How is a game industrial?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 14:00

>>24
In a most direct and straightforward way.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 14:06

>>23

Haskell: 700% faster than hand-optimized assembly

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 14:09

>>23
3MB
breakout

Original breakout ran under 128 bytes of RAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTnhlAlzb6Y

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 15:37

>>20
How is the ``panties is a bunch'' phrase sexist? Are they implying only women wear panties? Sounds to me like whoever brought up the complaint is the sexist one.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 15:38

>>28
How are your quotes ``homosexual''?

Name: /g/entooman 2014-10-18 16:08

Real Men program only in pure C.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 16:35

>>30
C isn't pure though.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 16:40

>>30
Yep, many toilet-scrubbers and janitors frequently imagine themselves as "real men" or "the last remaining real men". It takes a real man to wield a mop and a toilet brush, baby! This here ain't some sleazy intellectual type, I'm a man's man and I can clean your toilet in half a minute even if you clogged it with your foot-long dildo, ma'am. Where does your husband work, you say? He's a programmer? Well I bets no programmer can make your bathroom floor this squeaky clean, babe. Look at me with a mop, that's a real man's weapon! Watch me go back and forth, back and forth. Why don't you hop out of those clothes so I can show you some real toilet-scrubber's treatment, honey.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 16:51

Just a friendly reminder where "real C" programmers end nowadays:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=v=ouTT7XsrFeQ

Yes. He writes C/C++ as a hobby (see his other videos).

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 16:53

>>33
Low level bugfinding skills apply nicely to the turd spotting:
"my high level attention to detail. Just in the vacuuming alone, I spotted 6 things that could use attention, all of which is very minor"

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 16:54

>>33
video deleted?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 16:56

>>35
Nope, here's a working link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouTT7XsrFeQ

мимокрок

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 17:31

he also published his very own wizard book: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpsFzBKlrDE

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 17:47

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/ulillillia-mud-dreams/
I have mental math skills that are my highest skill. I can multiply two-digit numbers in my mind within 20 seconds. This is how strong I am. I have developed many tricks to increase my math speed and power. I could do an entire 4th grade math book in my head within 2 months. I could compare the slope of any mountain using the hand trick to determine the average slope of the mountain range in one day. I can calculate mud depth using the ruler trick and determine calorie removal during degreasing in only 45 seconds. This is a phenomenal speed. I keep getting better at this skill. I have not seen any person who could rival this speed. I have not met any math experts. Goodbye.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 18:22

The Stallman's Willing Pupil
http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml

I refuse to get a Google+ account (I'm strongly opposed to Google+ because of the way Google is pushing it out, the wrong way - heavy annoyances (remember the monthly name change requests on YouTube?) wrecking YouTube, and now forcing users to get something they don't want that's also quite invasive on privacy).

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 19:01

And he doesn't care to learn enterprise level language, like JavaScript:
Thanks to one of my fans for converting my C-based algorithm to javascript

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-18 19:05

lol, u don need 2 lern javscript 2 use it
Don't change these.
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