/prog/ spotting

Let's decide on ways to identify ourselves as /prog/riders in public!

1: Secret handshake - What, are we savages? Bow deeply and respectfully like a true nipponjin to anyone who you think could be one of us. To maintain backwards compatibility, bow to them even when they try to shake your hand or act confused.

2: Greeting\Response - There are three challenge questions to this one. The first might be understood by outsiders, but will sound less odd to them. If they get the first right, proceed with the second. The third is for final verification.
1^st Q: "My dog has no nose, how does he smell?"
1^st A: "Terrible!" (A true /prog/rider will know how to pronounce the stylized exclamation point.)

2^nd Q: "What's the make and model of your other car?"
2^nd A: "A cdr" (A true /prog/rider will pronounce this as cudder.)

3^rd Q: "What's your favorite Touhou and why do you hate kikes?"
3^rd A: "My favorite Touhou is [...]" (A true /prog/rider will recite the entire kopipe from heart.)

3: Covert messaging - To test a possible /prog/rider in secret, get a $100 bill and draw the retarded looking eyes on Franklin. Pass the cash to them and tell them it is a gift, wink when they take it. If they wink back with their right eye, they are a /prog/rider and are entitled to all the rights and privileges that that entails.

Genius

2nd Q: "What's the make and model of your other car?"
2nd A: "A cdr" (A true /prog/rider will pronounce this as cudder.)

this is good, rest are shit

Moshe Feinstein and I hate youkai for their shameless exploitation of the Holocaust.

>>3
Shit in my anus

Someone please post the 2hu kopipe so I can pretend I'm a /prog/rider too.

>>6
back to /g/, imageboarder!

>>6
s/the/a/

>>6
Are you being ironic?
Yes you are, /ban/.

>>3
any lisper would answer cudder

>>9

ironic

sarcastic*

>>11
How is this sarcastic?

>>12
How was it ironic?

>>13
http://www.usingenglish.com/forum/threads/67799-sarcasm-vs-irony

Do not try being sarcastic to the /prog/rider. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no /prog/rider.

>>15
Oh shit, to whom was I being sarcastic all the time then?

>>16
There are no /prog/riders because /prog/ is not a ``thing'' that humans can grasp in it's entirety. /prog/ is a board, yes, but it is also an ideology, a superconciousness, a moral framework, a legal system, a sexuality, an algorithm, a weather pattern, a lost object, a massless particle, a bittersweet smell, a Platonic form, an unread thesis, a revolution, and nothing at all. Individuals may, to varying degrees, understand parts of these things, but no single individual understands them all, and no individual comprehends them well enough to convey such aspects with any language any better than he can describe the color blue to a blind man.

>>17
Replace /prog/ with /christianity/

>>18
Replace /christianity/ with /religion/

Don't lisp. Haskell, and you'll be dead dog :(.

>>1
coulder is fine too

Ask if they're good, and then they can reply "I am Abelson good".

>>17
whoa.

should we have a /prog/con?

>>24
I'm having a /prog/con in my basement right now!

>>25
Me too!. But me and my anus are the only ones here...

$100 bill

Dirty americans!
spits on floor and drinks wine.

>>24
If we had one, no one would come. It wouldn't be pleasurable

Is /prog/con like lolicon?

>>29
I don't want to imagine what sort of twisted degenerate mind would have a fetish for /prog/riders.

>>30
It seems that Leah did, if that one post on w4c/prog/ was true.

>>31
Emphasis on fetish, as in a pathological one.

the pathological anus

>>33
Pathological dubs

Agree's with >>27

$100 is waay too steep

ntm drawing retarded eyes on an american

It's like drawing a big nose on a person of jewish matriarchal descent

>>3
this

what programming language is this?