>>5First and mostly, you rejected the law of the prophets Scott Fahlman, Richard P. Gabriel, Dave Moon, Guy Steele, Dan Weinreb.
You instead turned to false idols such as Python and Haskell, and engaged in
ENTERPRISE QUALITY corporate sodomy, whoring yourselves as Java and .NET pogrammers in the service of Mammon.
The pious of you fell into the snare of slothful minimalism and failed to understand the teachings of the prophets Sussman and Abelson, even after elucidated by the holy scripture of T by the prophet Kent Pitman.
Similarly in the case of St. Stallman the admonisher, you took GNU and GCC as gifts and blessings, not understanding they were but a compromise and concession to the ways of UNIX, and a holy covenant to be replaced!
Nay, even the late psalms of the prophets Fahlman and Moon, when sung in the common tongue of the infix Dylan fell on deaf ears!
In your meager accomplishments you developed pride, and failed to recognize the new saints St. Naggum the confessor, and St. Datskovsky the evangelist. Nor did you pay attention to the history of your people as documented by the historian Joswig. Instead, you praise the false prophet Hickey, some even saying Messiah Messiah! Truly you will be the least in kingdom of Lisp to come.
So I say unto you if the salt loses it's savor what good is it except to be trodden underfoot? And if the tree bears no fruit, what good is it except to be cut down!
Clojure is the Lisp you deserve.