4D Printing: Science has invented printable magic

Published in the IEEE, so you know that it's trustworthy. I haven't read more than the headline, but this machine takes in wood and makes programmable shit out of it!

http://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/computing/hardware/4d-printing-turns-carbon-fiber-wood-into-shapeshifting-programmable-materials

What will you be programming your wood into first, /prog/?

So, I can print a hypercube with this?

No, only regular cube or cube-zero

print my anus

4D anus haxing

The fourth dimension is whatever you want it to be.

Published in the IEEE, so you know that it's trustworthy

Sure

4d printing, huh? It guess they'll write just about any fucking thing. This has for to be something where some journalist who covered celebrity gossip got a new job and was sent to ask some nerds and write a story, and they fuck with him by telling outrageous lies and he swallows it all. Or maybe it is a scam that some pink-sheet three employee company put out as a press release to get investors hyped in part of a pump and dump scheme. That sounds like a great plan. I'm starting a company that makes non-Euclidean cars that are bigger on the inside than the out. I'm selling 50 million shares at 0.01¢. Anybody up for ground floor investment? When the IEEE publishes this press release as a science article, we can ride it up to 0.50$ and profit off the hopes and dreams of millions who want us to suceed and trust us to do our best to forward their ambitions of a better world and profits. Thanks, reporters!

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