Why aren't you working at a slaughterhouse?

http://www.bls.gov/OES/current/oes151131.htm

15-1131 Computer Programmers
Top paying industries for this occupation:
Industry Employment (1) Percent of industry employment Hourly mean wage Annual mean wage (2)
Animal Slaughtering and Processing 80 0.02 $52.82 $109,860

>>17
You have described me well, I do fitness and lifting a lot and on my job I busy myself with forcing other people to spend more effort coding than what they would otherwise do, demonstratively drinking $7 starbucks coffee in presence of an office coffee machine, looking smug in my tailored white silk shirts, and discussing interoperability with other alpha males using phrases such as ``I will send you A and B and you will process it with X procedure'' while obviously meaning ``my guys will implement sending A and B, and your guys will implement procedure X, but we will take credit for their work and continue discussing it like we did everything by ourselves''. And it feels GOOD.

I keep a pseudonymous github account because I do not want people on my job to find out that I actually enjoy good programming and do it for fun.