- Where's the dong on this thing? I wanna run the dong. - It doesn't have no dong. - Well, why doesn't it have a dong? - Look, there's no need for a dong! - What about pleasure? Can it, like, drink? - Robots get pleasure from a job well done. - A hand-job, or a blow-job? Cause I get some serious pleasure when that's job's are well done! - I'm sorry, Carl, it does not have a dong. - Give me the dong and we'll talk. Cause I ain't riding in no women robot. They're inferior. That's why we pay them less.