Tony Morris @dibblego · Oct 26 Using chainsaws for lumbar spinal surgery is morally incorrect.
Tony Morris @dibblego · Oct 19 @jonoabroad Cheers mate. Two weeks from now. L5 Pedicle Subtraction Osteotomy to correct previous surgeon's mistake. Think JavaScript.
Apparently some kind of surgery accident related to bad programming put him in chronic pain for years. This may have bred his religious worship of types and constant hatred towards other people.
- Whatcha gonna do tonight, Carl? - I'm gonna download porn at 14 kbits per second. Ha-ha-ha, just kidding, I've got cable back in there.
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Anonymous2014-11-24 17:53
Oh come... It's Carl! Class o' '81! (Oh, okay, w...) Well, I wasn't there for long. That place was a scam, I left it in the dust. But hey! Enough about me, Donna. Still got that cleavage, hehehe? Still smuggling balloons wherever you go? Ha-ha-ha! Where are you now? (sound of hanging up) Hello? Yeah, well, maybe you, you should booty call me when I've got guests here! Oh God, she is so horny for me. Alright, that's the last of the Ws. There's a Z here left, but, uh, ugh, yeah that unibrow. Eh, screw it. Look up Sombrano. Normally I wouldn't do a fat chick from a flatcore, but it is a new era! Of loneliness. Oh God...
Leave a message after the beep, or leave me alone. I don't care. Unless this is mom, in which case: Happy Mothers' Day!
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Anonymous2014-11-24 20:43
- Oh, he does tons of stuff. He's kind of a jack of all.. black market organs. - Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Is this affiliated with a hospital, or a donor, a clinic.. - Asians. You need to be smart 'cause those are hard to come by. You gotta be smarter than them to get it. Two halves from different brains. - You know what, Carl, just forget it. It's okay. Really. - No there's no trouble, really, I went to high school with this guy. But this thing he's doing here, it's sort of, you know, frowned upon by the community. - Carl, I don't want it. And I'd appreciate if you get off my lawn. - Fryman, don't be that way! This happens every day, people just, you know, don't talk about it this loud!
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Anonymous2014-11-24 21:06
- If you need anything, you know who to look to. Someone else. - If only we wouldn't have gotten them that pet. - Don't... - I mean, we wouldn't be here today! - Don't beat yourself up over this. There's nothing you can do about this. I mean, it kinda was your fault, but... hey. Screw it. They're dead and you're not.
- Hey, wake up, you wuss. - To do some head crunches or something? - To do pelvic. Thrusting. Hahaha! I mean, you own a wife, right? You, you know, you should to make good use of her. - No-no-no, I'm afraid I couldn't do that. She don't like that, when I wake her like that. - Dude, you know and I know your penis is way too small to wake her up. I can actually admit that to you. Feels good to say outloud. - Please, I gotta get up at six. - Up at six? Come on! - No, I'm never gonna be in the office at nine. - It's ten o'clock, man! You've got eight full hours to party down! - But, uh, about that small penis. - Order a pump. They deliver them overnight. Well, the reputable firms will. I said "firm"!
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Anonymous2014-11-26 21:18
- Carl, we need to talk. - Hang on, Fryman, I gotta cop a squat. The deuce is loose. Hahahah, I got a big brown dog barking at my back door! You know what I mean? - What are you doing? - Look, hey. You can talk to me all you want, but don't look. I mean, it freezes me up. I don't know if it's science or nothing, but somehow... it knows. - Look man, what's wrong with you? - Dude, my porcelain melted. I gotta go somewhere. - Holy... Carl, it's glowing. And you are, too! Look at your groin! - Minor side effects that will go away over a time. And we are having a good time! Hahaha, know what I'm saying? Oooh. You guys got a machete or a bolt cutter or something?
>>41 - Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I never had consensual sex without money involved, I always sorta looked at you as... well, kind of a thing that I could, you know, live next door. In accordance with state laws. - That's so sweet. You're trying to say that you love me, Carl! - Whoa-whoa-whoa, let's not put people on the spot here! Who are you taking to that friggin' Superbowl!?
The most exiting thing in this thread is that the next post gets dubs. It's a shame that it's not me.
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Carl H Programming2014-11-28 15:15
Check 'Em Dubz
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Anonymous2014-11-28 18:51
Aqua Teen Hunger Force sucks ass.
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Anonymous2014-11-29 13:28
>>45 Yeah, I know. Who would make a show about some food items anyway?
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Anonymous2014-11-29 14:37
>>46 The japs, they make food shows out of everything.
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Anonymous2014-12-02 11:04
- I'm sorry, gentlemen, my hands are tied. I can no longer be involved with the project until you bring it up to spec. Crotchwise. - Fine! I'll weld on a dong, okay? - Yeah! Tonight!
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Anonymous2014-12-02 11:11
- Where's the dong on this thing? I wanna run the dong. - It doesn't have no dong. - Well, why doesn't it have a dong? - Look, there's no need for a dong! - What about pleasure? Can it, like, drink? - Robots get pleasure from a job well done. - A hand-job, or a blow-job? Cause I get some serious pleasure when that's job's are well done! - I'm sorry, Carl, it does not have a dong. - Give me the dong and we'll talk. Cause I ain't riding in no women robot. They're inferior. That's why we pay them less.