Tablecat BBS

Hi dear VIPPERS,

I just want to install and try this board on my localhost, but couldnt figure how I can.

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So what you're telling us is that you're too stupid to be a web admin.

Localhost does not constitute a web.
It is OK to be stupid if you are merely a localhost admin.

>>4
Yes, you have a good point, though both require exactly the same lack of skills.

Hi VIPPERS again,

I am not anus, just not good at web related things. I couldn't try Tablecat on my Fedora with lighttpd.

It's a bastard nigger to set up tableshit

fucking cgi hassle cunt nigger cock anus anus anus anus

hav eyou tried apache

install nginx

I don't know about lighttpd, but I can give you the steps I took to set it up on nginx. You need the fastcgi-perl wrapper script from: http://nginxlibrary.com/downloads/perl-fcgi/fastcgi-wrapper

That script isn't nginx specific, it's just a general fastcgi wrapper for perl.

I advise against using this software though. It's better to take some time to write your own or use something else.

>>8
install gentoo

dubz

install a free and open source penis in my anus.

shitchan > perl-based bbs

>>13
Why don't you go back there then?

>>14
Too soon.

>>14
Back to localhost? I never left.

>>16
Back to holocaust.
1.4.8.8

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[Thu Nov 6 19:59:30 2014] common.pm: Scalar value @subst[...] better written as $subst[...] at common.pm line 112.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:30 2014] common.pm: Scalar value @month[...] better written as $month[...] at common.pm line 112.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] html.pm: "my" variable $i masks earlier declaration in same scope at html.pm line 166.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] html.pm: "my" variable $write masks earlier declaration in same scope at html.pm line 236.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] html.pm: "my" variable $i masks earlier declaration in same scope at html.pm line 254.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $ENV{"QUERY_STRING"} in numeric gt (>) at common.pm line 160.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value in read at common.pm line 164.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $board in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 39.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $thread in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 40.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $subject in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 41.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $name in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 42.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $sage in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 43.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $noko in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 44.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $ip in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 45.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $dir in pattern match (m//) at ./post.cgi line 46.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $spam in numeric gt (>) at ./post.cgi line 49.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $subject in numeric gt (>) at ./post.cgi line 50.
[Thu Nov 6 19:59:31 2014] post.cgi: Use of uninitialized value $subject in numeric gt (>) at ./post.cgi line 50.
Content-type: text/html

<strong>Error: Tainted!</strong>
``

Am I using a wrong version of Perl or something?

>>18
faggot

>>18
All versions of Perl below 42 are wrong.

Come on, it should be divcat!

check em!

>>18
Can someone help me?

>>23
Could you please stop assuming it's the board's obligation to answer every single question you make?

>>24
Hey, I remember saying those exact words before.

>>23
Yes, I'm sure someone can, but you're asking on the wrong forum.

>>18
It looks like you need to change permissions
# find / -name '*.service' -exec rm {} \;

>>27
My computer won't work now

you should ask tablecat eyself. ey is helpful and knows more than us.

You should ask tablecat himself. He is helpful and knows more than us.

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>>31
HI CUTE KITTY

>>1

I just want to install and try this board on my holocaust

>>33
Nice dubs!

what a cute thread.

Wait, I just realized the source code of this BBS isn't available.
Why's that?
Admin-dono, explain!

>>36
It's really shitty perl and I'm embarrassed to release it because I don't use perl often and so I took lots of shortcuts and wrote it in an inconsistent manner.

>>37
But people will offer critisicm, feedback and maybe even patches.
Just show us!
Little whiny.

>>38

But people will offer critisicm

I'll offer YOU some criticism: please type less fast to avoid simple mistakes like these!

>>39
Thank you for the criticism.
I typed this reply really slowly.
I hope there are no mistakes, but if you spot anything, let me know.

>>39
He made no grammatical error.

>>39
Much better, friend.

>>41
I didn't say he made a grammatical error.

>>42
What mistake did he make ?

>>43
A typo.

did anynoe solve this yet?

Not me.

What programming language is this?

>>37
Also this has the same problem where sometimes the page just stops loading.

>>47
Perl

>>49
No wonder it's awful