I will never get a job as a programmer, because I'm extremely awkward and socially retarded. Why even bother learning anymore? It doesn't matter. People only want to hire interesting and confident people who will make for good conversation at the water cooler.
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Anonymous2014-11-09 19:37
I can't wake up, in the morning Cause of what I've been doing for most of the night. Teacher don't you know my program is done? And girls just wanna defun. The phone rings, in the middle of the night Advisor screams, "Watcha gonna do with your life?" Patrick**, how I relish double-oh-one***! And girls just wanna defun.
They just wanna, just wanna, yeah Girls just wanna defun.
Some people say A beautiful girl can't tool all night like The rest of the world. I wanna be the one to welcome the sun. And girls just wanna defun.
>>1 Yeah, because there was never an awkward programmer before. Look for an out-of-the-way position, and make sure you're clean. You can pass an interview with no social skills, but not if you smell funny.