Name: Anonymous 2014-11-18 2:01
Suppose that a fresh young, empowered Womyn wants to get into computer science and programming. She's already had to fight off herds of dumb nerdy gnus who would rather rape her than let her in the club. Now finally, she has gotten an Android phone, the closest that a woman can get to the GNU\Linux without burning up in the toxic oppression of Linus's verbally abusive patriarchial atmosphere. She installs it and, being a woman not plagued with the evil mindwarping testosterone rape juice flowing through her brains, it takes her just a few short months to figure out how to install apps on it. She wants to move further and maybe put together a PowerPoint presentation for her local feminist groups about how Free Software will overthrow capitalism, but she needs more experience and screencaps. She searches the Google Play store for Free Software with the discerning eye of a rapist searching for a transwoman to oppress. Ubuntu, that sounds nice and multicultural. She clicks the link, scrolls down a bit, then glances at the address bar.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cuntubuntu
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cuntubuntu
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cuntubuntu
She is thrown to the ground by the sheer force of the woman hate emanating from this app! This trap! The phone falls to the ground and a ghasty demon made of pure misogyny rises from the cracks in the shattered screen. With the rage of a sexually frustrated Debian developer and the apelike strength of Ubuntu, the pin her to the ground and penetrate her with the unchecked privilege of a million angry white cishet male programmers! Tears pour down her face as masses of nerds surround her and begin to brandish their phallic weapons to strike fear in her heart. Soon, they all collectively shoot their sexual harassment at her and she drowns in their obsolete XY genetic material.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cuntubuntu
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cuntubuntu
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cuntubuntu
She is thrown to the ground by the sheer force of the woman hate emanating from this app! This trap! The phone falls to the ground and a ghasty demon made of pure misogyny rises from the cracks in the shattered screen. With the rage of a sexually frustrated Debian developer and the apelike strength of Ubuntu, the pin her to the ground and penetrate her with the unchecked privilege of a million angry white cishet male programmers! Tears pour down her face as masses of nerds surround her and begin to brandish their phallic weapons to strike fear in her heart. Soon, they all collectively shoot their sexual harassment at her and she drowns in their obsolete XY genetic material.
