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Follow the rabbit down the Rusty Butthole

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 4:35

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_%28programming_language%29
Rust is a general purpose, multi-paradigm, compiled programming language developed by Mozilla Research.
The language grew out of a personal project by Mozilla employee Graydon Hoare.

https://github.com/graydon
http://venge.net/graydon/

please stop doing these things:
driving
eating meat
having babies
being serious

He also lists http://www.commondreams.org/ as the foundation of his personal life theory.

Pretentious hipster leftist progressive detected. But is there more? Let's take a look at his blog.

http://graydon2.dreamwidth.org/193575.html
The EntitleMen: techno-libertarian right wing sockpuppets of silicon valley

A little while back Steve Klabnik mentioned something on Twitter that's been on my mind a bit lately. It's about the right-wing political movement in tech, including some alarming neo-fascist outbursts.

A few caveats before we get going:

I'm a bog standard democratic socialist, culturally cringing straight white able-bodied rich male Canadian who likes my society multicultural, my economy redistributive, my taxation strongly progressive, my capitalism heavily regulated, my state relatively large, well funded and active in social policy, and my military nearly nonexistent outside of peacekeeping operations. I am even ok with laws regulating hate speech, obscenity, libel and such. I'm trying to paint a picture here so my sympathies are completely clear. I'm probably viewed as some kind of traitor by most extreme right wing and some left wing people, though I identify with and politically support leftist positions in almost all cases; I'm just not anti-state enough for a lot of the far (anarchist) left. I'm sorry.

Moral of the story: If you ever use Rust, you're probably a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 4:52

I'm fairly sure that these aren't this guy's actual political views, nobody actually harbors those sorts of views in real life.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 4:53

support brendan eichs by java scripting

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 5:17

>>2
He linked it on his twitter:

https://twitter.com/graydon_pub/status/527714211271417856

Did you think SJWs were just faking it? They're really that terrible, more so IRL. They're the type of people who enjoy aborting children, cutting up the aborted placenta, and eating it.

Not even joking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPVM1c9Wy8

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 7:04

be helpful: pour money into random organisations like a lazy fuck

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 12:09

European economic socialism is a good thing but I find people who support these modern progressive rights such as abortion disgusting.
He does not seem bad at all at the last quote but I have not read the links.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 20:28

>>1
Aww crap. I was really excited about Rust and very much enjoyed using it. Now I must stop because I slightly disagree with the original author.

I just better go writing slow as fuck garbage collected languages and unsafe as heck C++. It's a shame, world would really have been better place without all these memory related bugs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 20:34

>>7
Retard.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 22:08

Reminder that Graydon Hoare is no longer in charge of the Rust project. He quit because he didn't want to be BDFL.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 22:54

He is a idiot then.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-20 23:04

Now I must stop because I slightly disagree with the original author
You serious? Why not simply judge Rust on its on merit without any regard to who is the author?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 1:46

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 2:15

>>11
How ignorant. Everything is politics, and politics are reality. If you use something the enemy made, you are betraying your position. What if the USSR had used Nazi stuff to make their war instruments? They would have lost millions, because they allowed themselves to become ideologically impure.

I read SICP because Harold Abelson murdered Aron "Le Rabbi of Reddit" Swartzchild. I use Javascript because Brendan "Faggot Killer #001" Eich invented it. I After 15 minutes of trying to think of another absurd example, I failed, so just pretend that I wrote a really good one here..

Be proud of yourself and your believes, don't suffer the sneaky influence of the Jew or other cultural marxists in your programming. Together, we can create a brighter, hotter, ashier future for the SV liberal scum.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 2:20

>>13
I use Javascript because Brendan "Faggot Killer #001" Eich invented it.
Oh yeah? What if I told you Eich is a KIKE?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 2:23

A knife forged by your enemy is as good as any other for slashing their throat.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 2:37

>>14
That isn't true. James "Grandest of All Wizards" Watson, discoverer of DNA, showed me the blood evidence that Brendan is 98.5% Aryan (with a 1.5% margin of error). Brendan just pretends to be Jewish so that he can move in their circles freely and destroy them from the inside; a brutally ironic move, as that is exactly what they did. It is so beautify when the enemies tactics are used against them! Of fuck that goes against what I just said, doesn't it? Looks like I'll be moving to SymtaRIP, Nikita ;_;.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 3:21

>>11
Pretty sure >>7-kun was just being sarcastic.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 3:23

>>13
You're an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 3:26

>>18
Oh yeah?! Your an big faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 3:30

See that VHEMT logo in the bottom right of http://venge.net/graydon/

Click on it. The guy is mentally ill. Are you sure you want to be using a language associated with this guy?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 4:04

>>18
I'm an idiot? I'M THE IDIOT? You'd better take this opportunity to sew that fucking motor mouth of your shut, boy. I know little faggots like you and I know exactly how to punish your type when they run their mouths about shit they know nothing about. First, I will put you in a fucking dress. Then, I will bind your hands behind your back with a zip tie, a tie your feet to the feet at the back of my bed. You have no one to blame for this but yourself. Then I'll gently reach up your skirt and feel your rock hard cock twitch in anticipation of an event that your mind dreads but your body longs for. I'll slowly pull your panties down and position you so that the tip of your cock is just a few inches from the soft bed. Then I'll flip your dress up and give you a good smack on the ass. It wouldn't have to be like this if only you had remembered your manners. Your cries of protest will be reduced to broken, half-hearted attempts to convince yourself that you don't want this, even as the passion you feel in your crotch begins to overpower your brain. Do you realize the consequences of trying to insult me now? The oil that I'll pour down your ass crack will make you put out a soft moan as the rest of your mental inhibitions leave you, and I'll begin gently fingering your anus. You're arms and legs will be stilled when you hear my pants drop to the floor and I take your hips in my hand. As my penis penetrates your anus, you'll give a small squeal of pain that fades into another moan as your body, for the first time in your life, feels like what it is doing is natural. I'll insert my penis balls deep and rest it on your prostate for a moment for you to get used to the feeling. You'll begin to move back and forth. Later, you'll tell yourself that you were only trying to dislodge the penis, but deep down, you'll know. You will have wanted to fuck that cock, to take it deep inside you and accept it's seed. Do you see the error of you're ways now? Then, I'll begin to fuck you. Your cock will twitch and precum will squirt out as you begin to feel the beginnings of an orgasm more intense than any you've ever had. My dick will be in your ass, jamming itself against your prostate in a swift rhythm. You'll be in so much pleasure that you can hardly think. Your penis will be just long enough to touch against the bed are the crest of the waveform that our homoerotic thrusting produces, just enough contact to drive you crazy. You'll go mad with cocklust. Images of yourself sucking dick, wearing a skirt, being a lewd little girl, flash through your mind. Do you regret challenging me now, fool? You'll need release, but being fucked by a cock that is much larger and much better than yours will ever be is not enough to bring swift climax. Your hands will instinctively try to go to your cock, but the zip ties binding them will only damage your skin. No, your punishment is not over. Your punishment is to see this through to the end. Minutes will go by, with no energy loss on my part. Each seconds will push you further to the boundary between a forgettable gay one-night-stand and permanent homolust that will last for the rest of your life. Finally, you'll break. ``FUCK ME, FUCK MY BOYPUSSY, YES, YES, I'M YOUR LITTLE BITCH!'' you'll scream as I deliver the final thrust into your newly widened anus. We'll cum together. You're full body orgasm will leave you shaking for minutes. You'll be completely broken, never good for anything again except as a warm fuckhole faggot cumdump. You'll be exhausted, but you can't sleep at my place. I'll never let a whore spend the night in my bed. You'll keep the dress and walk out my door.

And then you'll go home.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 7:57

>>20
When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth’s biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory, and all remaining creatures will be free to live, die, evolve (if they believe in evolution), and will perhaps pass away, as so many of Nature’s “experiments” have done throughout the eons.
The bit about evolution is interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 9:36

>>21
I'm an idiot?
yes

I'M THE IDIOT?
Isn't that the same question again? Answer is still yes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 11:48

I'm an baka? I'M THE BAKA? You'd better take this opportunity to sew that fucking motor mouth of your shut, baka. I know little frogs like you and I know exactly how to punish your type when they run their mouths about shit they know nothing about. First, I will freeze over your fucking lake. Then, I will freeze your hands together behind your back with a perfect freeze, and freeze your feet to your now icy lake. You have no one to blame for this but yourself. Then I'll gently reach up your frog cavity and feel your rock hard amphibious cock twitch in anticipation of an event that your mind dreads but your body longs for. I'll slowly pull your frog penis out and position you so that the tip of your cock is just few inches from the frozen ice. Then I'll flip your frog anus up and give you a good smack on the ass. It wouldn't have to be like this if only you had remembered your manners. Your croaks of protest will be reduced to broken, half-hearted attempts to convince yourself that you don't want this, even as the passion you feel in your crotch begins to overpower your brain. Do you realize the consequences of trying to insult me now? The snow that I'll sprinkle down your ass crack will make you put out a soft croak as the rest of your mental inhibitions leave you, and I'll begin gently freezing your anus. You're arms and legs will be stilled when you hear my pants drop to the floor and I take your hips in my hand. As my perfect freeze penetrates your anus, you'll give a small squeal of pain that fades into another croak as your body, for the first time in your life, feels like what it is doing is natural. I'll insert your frozen abdomen balls deep in my pussy and rest it on my G-spot for a moment for you to get used to the feeling. You'll begin to move back and forth. Later, you'll tell yourself that you were only trying to dislodge yourself, but deep down, you'll know. You will have wanted to fuck my vagina, to move yourself deep inside me and accept it's freezing constrictivenessocity. Do you see the error of you're ways now, baka? Then, I'll insert you in my anus. Your cock will twitch and precum will squirt out as you begin to feel the beginnings of an orgasm more cold and smelly than any you've ever had. You'll be deep in my ass, jamming yourself against my internal ice crystals in a swift rhythm. You'll be in so much pleasure that you can hardly think. Your penis will be just long enough to touch against my intestinal walls are the crest of the waveform that our heteroerotic thrusting produces, just enough contact to drive you crazy. You'll go mad with frozen poop lust. Images of yourself in an ice fairy's pooper, wearing a skirt, being a lewd little frog, flash through your mind. Do you regret challenging me now, fool? You'll need release, but being fucked by a fairy that is much smarter and much strongest than you will ever be is not enough to bring swift climax. Your hands will instinctively try to go to your cock, but the frozen ice binding them will only damage your skin. No, your punishment is not over. Your punishment is to see this through to the end. Minutes will go by, with no energy loss on my part. Each seconds will push you further to the boundary between a forgettable dildo one-night-stand and permanent frozen object lodged in my anus for the rest of your life. Finally, you'll break. ``FREEZE ME, FREEZE MY FROG BODY, YES, YES, I'M YOUR LITTLE FROG BITCH!'' you'll scream as I deliver the final thrust into my newly widened anus. We'll cum together. You're full body orgasm will leave you shaking for minutes. You'll be completely broken, never good for anything again except as a cold ice fairy's dildo. You'll be exhausted, but you can't sleep at my place. I'll never let a partially frozen frog spend the night in my icy domain. You'll keep my frozen poop on you and wiggle off my frozen lake.

And then you'll try to go home, but can't since I frozen it over.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 16:18

>>20
I don't see what's wrong with it, it's a mostly tounge-in-cheek movement, and the only course of action is not having kids.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 16:46

>>25
it's a mostly tounge-in-cheek movement
nope

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 17:42

>>21
Wow, is that kopipe?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-21 19:00

>>27
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 1:04

>>27
Nope, it's piece of myself that I ripped out just for you, just then, before posting it. It was also the oldest in my shitpost idea list (`gay rape\mindbreak threat reply'), but I sometimes forget to remove them, so I may have posted something similar before, if not here then maybe on the Jay.

Don't change these.
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